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Heckin Dad

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin' around

About Me

My name is Kyle James Paulson i think i am the coolest person i know, it makes me sound conceited but i don't care i can make myself laugh more than anyone else can i have a tattoo of the pink floyd crossed hammers on my back i dropped out of high school but got my GED. i watch family guy on tv even though i own all the dvds. my car kicks your car's ass. if there is a god, i know he doesn't like me. most of my good friends don't live in WP and i see them maybe once a month i am very anal retentive and keep everything in lists. i take lots of anti-depression pills but i don't care because they work. i play air guitar in my room while listening to AC/DC i'm pretty sure that i could beat your ass at guitar hero. i could also beat your ass at trivial pursuit. i really don't think wolf point is as bad as everyone makes it out to be. i could live the rest of my life on diet mountain dew and chocolate chip cream pies. i love the rumors that people make up about me, and if you ask me if they are true i am going to tell you yes because obviously you don't know me. i find charles manson terribly interesting but i dont want to kill anyone. i dont know why, but i feel a kind of sentimental value to my ps2 that prevents me from getting one that works i am not a racist, but from what i experienced growing up i have damn good reason to be. i cry almost every time i hear pink floyd - comfortably numb. i like 1980s movies not for their camp value but because i actually get into the plotlines. i am a moderate conservative and i do support george w. bush. the reason i do is because i actually know the issues and the facts and any right minded person that does knows the same at me. i hate everything about emo except the music. if i could have grown up at anytime, it would be the late 70s-early 80s. i love star wars like a fat kid loves cake. i think joaquin phoenix can sing better than johnny cash

My Interests

politics, music, movies, video games, filmmaking, taking adventures with my danger map, going to williston

I'd like to meet:

charles manson bill o'reillyTHINGS I HATE --Ellen DeGeneres. not funny. never was funny. she put all of her eggs into the "i am a lesbian" basket and unfortunatly it worked --fruity gay people. if your gay, i respect that, its up to you. but no where does it say that you have to wear women's clothes, talk in a high pitched voice, and prance around like a giddy pony. --anything on the disney channel. self-explanatory. --madea and tyler perry. lame. --Ty Pennington and Extreme Makeover Home Edition. good to know that if i want a new house all i need is to be allergic to the sun --Paul Schafer from Letterman. How can you not hate this guy? He never shuts the fuck up and his voice is more annoying than nails on a chalkboard. I would like to impale a rock hammer into his skullWho's line is it anyway

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Music:

30 Seconds To Mars, AC/DC, Alkaline Trio, Arcwelder, Atreyu, At The Drive In, Bad Company, Bastro, Bayside, Black Sabbath, Boston, The Cars, Coheed & Cambria, Crosby Stills & Nash, Death Cab For Cutie, Def Leppard, Dire Straits, The Doors, Eagles, Eighteen Visions, Eric Clapton, The Exit, Finch, The Fire Theft, Fleetwood Mac, Foreigner, Fugazi, Funeral For A Friend, Led Zeppelin, Letter Kills, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Matchbook Romance, Mew, Midtown, Moneen, The Movielive, My Chemical Romance, The New Amsterdams, Panic! At The Disco, Pink Floyd, Recover, Rise Against, The Rolling Stones, Saves The Day, Say Anything, Steely Dan, Taking Back Sunday, Talking Heads, Thursday, U2, Van Halen, Weezer, The Who

Movies:

Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, Return Of The Jedi, The Phantom Menace, Attack Of The Clones, Revenge of the Sith, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums, CKY, The Shining, Dumb And Dumber, Team America, Kill Bill, Back To The Future, Stewie Griffen: The Untold Story, The Fellowship of the Ring, Gremlins, Teen Wolf, Mars Attacks, Anchorman, FFVII Advent Children, The Path To 9/11, Heavyweights

Television:

The Sopranos, Family Guy, American Dad, Chappelle's Show (RIP), Futurama, The Dukes Of Hazzard, The O'Reilly Factor, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Harvey Birdman, Viva La Bam, Cheers, The Office, My Name Is Earl, Survivor, Cops, World's Wildest Police Chases

Books:

Star Wars Novels, Helter Skelter, Bill O'Reilly books, Harry Potter, The Amityville Horror, The Godfather, The World Almanac

Heroes:

FPS DOUG!! BOOM HEADSHOT!and George Castanza

My Blog

Finally, Congress Is Dealing With the Illegal Immigration Chaos

On Thursday both Republicans and Democrats in the Senate put forth an amnesty bill that would immediately legalize about 14 million aliens -- 12 million of them being legal the other 2 million family ...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:27:00 PST

The Truth About Iraq

The media has obtained this memo by General Barry McCaffrey, an adjunct professor of International Affairs at West Point and former drug czar under President Clinton. The general also does some TV com...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

Tracking the Three Illegal Aliens Arrested in the Fort Dix Terrorism Case

Three brothers from the Balkans are in custody right now charged with plotting to murder American soldiers at Fort Dix, New Jersey.Eljvir, Dritan and Shain Duka were in the USA illegally and federal a...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:38:00 PST

Will the Radical Left Doom the Democratic Party?

First off, big victory for the folks in Virginia. The city of Virginia Beach is partly renouncing its sanctuary policy, and will now demand immigration status in DUI and other alcohol related cases. I...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

Iran Gives Up the Kidnapped Brits

In a press conference today, Iranian President Ahmadinejad announced he was sending the 15 captured military people home. -- An "Easter present" he called it. I predicted that would happen because Ira...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:32:00 PST

Nintendo 64, Wii, Demerol, and Grape Soda

whether you like video games or not, these videos will make you laugh your ass off. especially when you are drunk. believe me i tested it. ...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Jessica Lunsford is Everyone's Child

To no one's surprise the monstrous John Couey has been convicted of kidnapping Jessica from her home, holding her hostage in a trailer with three other people present in said trailer, raping the littl...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:44:00 PST

The Left's Vision for America

The president had a pretty good night last night at the state of the union, don't you think? He delivered his speech well. Snap polls showed 78 percent of Americans liked what he said and he asked us ...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST

The State Of The Union According To The Folks

With the president's address about an hour away, a new Gallup poll defined how Americans think the country is going. And we begin with the big picture: Eighty-six percent of us are satisfied with the ...
Posted by Heckin Dad on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST

Words of Wisdom from Carl Brutananadilewski

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Posted by Heckin Dad on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST