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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm easy like sunday morning, whatever the hell that means.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Looking for a Greek Goddess. Must be rich, young, gorgeous and own a liquor store. I know you're out there, call me.
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My Blog

useless random crap

>> In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image> >> was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington> >> showed him standing behind a desk with one arm be...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:14:00 GMT

chuck norris scares me

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. It is impossible t...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:08:00 GMT

strip club etiquette

Strip Club Etiquette1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at the dancer like it’s the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the f...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:03:00 GMT

this is who I am

Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait) Duty and Loyalty: You serve your purpose and do what you must do. People would consider you so...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:33:00 GMT

Family Prayer

The Family Prayer"And Shepherds we shall beFor thee, my Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy handOur feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.So we shall flow a river forth to TheeAnd tee...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 16:10:00 GMT

self contemplation

I try to be the best person I can be. . . Sometimes this is good enough, other times I fall behind. I have been known to survive terrible situations. Some self-inflicted, some just the natural course ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:58:00 GMT

you wanna play?

So... You wanna play with me? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah? Well, here's how we do it:You say "howdy" in my blog comments below (easy, easy).Once you do that, this is what I'll do ...1. I'll respond wit...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:50:00 GMT

valentines and love survey

-1. Are you single or taken?Very single, I'm like that guy from the T-mobile commercial that can't seem to leave a good message, yeah, you know that commercial.2. Chocolate or flowers?Well, I'm a diab...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 07:26:00 GMT

I peed my pants a little i laughed so hard!!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1173759406
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:30:00 GMT

Hmmmmmmm. Thanks Turbo.

Tips for an Exceptional, Superb & Powerful Life!1.) Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate antidepressant.2.) Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each d...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:45:00 GMT