Swimming in short shorts, trimming my mustache, The Economist, The New York Times, Sacklunch, Black Book, Harper's, The New Yorker, New York Magazine, New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Utah, Utah Jazz, RADAR Magazine (RIP), Mass Appeal, Bitch, Adbusters, Anthem Magazine, BYU Cougars, Berkeley, San Francisco Chronicle, Vice, Vintage Playboy, Pop Matters, Pitchfork, Slate, Mediabistro, Snowboarding, i-D, Los Angeles Confidential, Dwell, Paris Hilton, Gael Garcia Bernal, Mormons, probably your girlfriend.
Fuck it, let's be friends.
VAGINA PANTHER, Kudu, Trackademicks, Death From Above 1979, Nightmares on Wax, Fela Anikulapo Kuti, Donovan, Zdar, Lionel Richie, New Young Pony Club, Nickodemus, Nortec Collective, Jungle Brothers, Steely Dan, Herbie Hancock, Madonna, Fat Boys, The Buzzcocks, Dentel, David Bowie, Starsailor, Test Icicles, Sidestepper, Beat Pharmacy, George Michael, Berlin, Bob James, Justin Timberlake, g/l/a/s/s/c/a/n/d/y, Fresh Air, Trek-Life, Retard Riot, School Girl Knife Fight, Downsouth-Music, Kaskade, Raul Campos, Freddie Cruger, The Prids, Kool Keith, The Walkmen, Spank Rock, Bonde Do Role, Crystal Castles
The Six Million Dollar Man: "PART MAN, PART MACHINE, ALL ACTION"
Strunk and White's "Elements of Style"; Irvine Welsh: "Porno," "Ecstasy," "The Acid House"; Chaim Potok: "My Name is Asher Lev," "The Chosen," "The Promise"; Benjamin Kunkel: "Indecision"; William Faulkner: "The Sound and the Fury"; Fyodor Dostoyevsky: "The Idiot"; Aldous Huxley: "Brave New World"; John Berger: "Ways of Seeing"; Thomas Frank and Matt Weiland: "Commodify Your Dissent"; Pierre Bourdieu: "On Television"; Jonathan Franzen: "The Corrections"; John Updike: "Rabbit Redux," "Rabbit is Rich," Marcel Proust: "Remembrance of Things Past"; Vladimir Nabokov: "Lolita"; Gabriel Garcia Marquez: "Love in the Time of Cholera"; Dave Eggers’ "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius.â€