1)life is a series of fuck its.
ex. you wanna do something but you know you will get caught and get in trouble. you try to reason with yourself but in the end you wind up saying....FUCK IT!2)only get drunk with someone who is willing to clean up your puke!
3)a great friend is one who will put down their beer to hold your head out of the toilet while you puke!4)your best friend is one who is willing to climb onto the roof of your grandmas house to clean the puke off of the second story roof and wall, cuz u got to wasted drinking vodka the night before and decided it would be a good idea to puke out of the third floor window!5)a talented friend can keep your head out of the toilet while still holding the beer!6)always wipe front to back!7)dont headbutt walls, they break. headbutt tables instead, they dont!8)if your drunk and taking a piss in the bathroom and you hear something come in, turn your head, not your whole body because you will piss on the dog!9)life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!10)crowded elevators smell different to midgets!11)man who go to sleep with sex problem, wakes up with solution in hand!10)shit happens when you party naked!12)if you ever fall off your bar stool, get another beer and it wont hurt so much next time!13)never let a midget touch your balls in a public restroom. he will rob you!14)remember that up is down and down is up. this will help you when you fall off your barstool and dont know which way to get up!15)if you are drunk and someone asks you what the hell are you doing. stop pissing because your'e probably not in the bathroom!16) and on the eighth day GOD said, " let there be beer," and JOSH said, " hells yea!"17) i live for the nights ill never remember, with the friends ill never forget!18) if you tell a joke and you find that no one else is laughing, dont get upset, simply put the blunt down and ask yourself, "why am i telling a joke to the dog anyway?"19)you can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party!20) sometimes when i reflect back on all the beer i drink i feel ashamed. then i look into the glass and think about all the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. if i didnt drink this beer , they might be out of work and their dreams may be shattered. then i say to myself, "it is better that i drink this beer and let their dreams come true, then to be selfish and worry about my liver!"21) if your not wasted, the day is!22) reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol!23) beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.24)"I got so wasted one night I waited for the Stop sign to change, and it did."25)"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."26)"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
This quote may be the best quote from the movie Scarface!!
Tony Montana: What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
I concur:
Kevin Costner (Crash Davis): Well, I believe in the soul, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. (from the film Bull Durham)"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
- Al Capone (1899-1947)
Which UFC Fighter are you ?
Randy Couture
you are Randy Couture you like to wrestle your opponet down and use elbow strikes you are well balanced and know what your doing.
Name: josh
Birthday: november 28, 1988
Birthplace: philly
Current Location: fayetteville
Eye Color: dark brown almost black
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ITALIAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: some NIKE running shoes
Your Weakness: KRYPTONITE
Your Fears: being broke
Your Perfect Pizza: the one i just ate
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: benchpress 350 pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what up
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta piss
Your Best Physical Feature: everything
Your Bedtime: something o'clock
Your Most Missed Memory: i cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single idont like crowds around me and my girl
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton is the only good tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: mint chocolate chip (the green kind)
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: all the damn time
Do you Sing: all the damn time
Do you Shower Daily: twice daily in the morning before school and after shool
Have you Been in Love: almost
Do you want to go to College: hells yea NC STATE
Do you want to get Married: know all bad stuff happens when u are married
Do you belive in yourself: of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: the mirror does it cant get enough of me LOL!
Are you a Health Freak: kind of i work out constanly and i dont eat junk food
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea i think its cool looking
Do you play an Instrument: the air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: hell no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yes A LOT
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: nope (lost a fight once but never been beaten up)
Ever Shoplifted: once
How do you want to Die: like Al Pacino in scarface
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fight in the UFC
What country would you most like to Visit: i dont know New Zealand or Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any But green is real sexy and baby blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long short hair makes some girls look like lesbians, but thats cool too
Height: between 5'6" and 5'9"
Weight: a very well distributed 120
Best Clothing Style: naked or bikini
Number of Drugs I have taken: i cant remember
Number of CDs I own: a shit load
Number of Piercings: i had my ear pierced
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not enoughABOUT ME: yo im J SALLEE! for those of u who dont know me, im a SENIOR at GRAYS CREEK HIGH. i like to play football, party, and chill with cool people. i currently have 2 jobs. i work at FANTASY LAKE and i deliver pizza for SLICE OF ITALY. anyway im a real laid back person so if you wanna get to know me hit me up.
what fighting style do you have?
One hitter quitter
your a monster, you dont care who or what you are fighting in any place at any time because all it takes is one hit and your back to doing what you were doing before. What a beast!
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