This is the section where I brag about myself, right? Where I tell you what a fascinating and interesting person I am and how you simply haven't experienced life unless you've had a conversation with me, or shared a beer with me, or slept with me? OK, great. But, if I understand you correctly, I'm not supposed to make it obvious. In other words, I don't actually TALK about how great I am; instead I simply make my life seem like this whirlwind cavalcade of adventure, excitement, and romance. Hmmmm.
Okay, my name is Alex, although I have held more nicknames than you could shake a stick at, such as "Arm," "Lexi," "Nostradamus," or even "Lex Luthor." As you can imagine from those nicknames, I am a pretty easy-going guy, and it is hard - almost impossible - to make me get angry. My sense of humor is my biggest strength and my biggest weakness. I can be talked into doing almost anything if it would be funny. Swap the football team's shampoo with Nair? Why not? Blow up the pay toilet? Sure, it's only a misdemeanor if nobody gets hurt. This is how my sense of humor can be a weakness. On the other hand, I'm definitely fun to be around, and I stimulate people to grow creatively. And let's face it, you simply haven't experienced life until we've had a deep and meaningful conversation while having sex in a huge tub of beer.
