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Ben

Pimpus maximus veritus delicicus con carne asada

About Me

I'm a man of few words. Watch these videos instead. They encompass the whole of my personality and world view.That is all.

My Interests

Yodeling, sampling fine expired medicines, meditating in the bushes, doing stuff that's like, neat and stuff, speaking in vagaries and ambiguities, wallowing in my own crapulence (and if you don't know what that word means, I hate you).

I'd like to meet:

Fanboys and girls, Wee Man, Cool Cats, NYC socialites, and nice girlies...with boobs...but no weiners.

Music:

All ABBA, all the time.
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Movies:

Whatever lowers my IQ the most drastically in the shortest period of time. And 300...the most visually stunning piece of well timed jingoistic propaganda I've ever watched.

Television:

Ate my pancakes.

Books:

Fitness Professional's guide to musculoskeletal anatomy and human movement (yes, I'm a dorkus). The Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. Blink. Everything written by David Deida.

Heroes:

Superman...No, wait, Space Ghost, my Daddy, ugly people who get laid, Batman, Todd, and the Ayatollah.

My Blog

To have a home...

    My pillow top bed just got delivered and is happily sitting in my room, which brings me one step closer to feeling like I actually have a home. It's been quite a nomadic existence s...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Sun, 27 May 2007 10:52:00 PST

The ramblings of a roving ruffian

    I have learned many things in my weeks and months of constant travel. Bask now in my infinite wisdom:-Kangaroo tastes far better than beef when cooked medium rare.-Never take your f...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:32:00 PST

Ben is NOT okay

    I have been working 80 hours a week, traveling from Chicago to NYC to DC to NYC to NOT Miami when all flights were cancelled and then finally DC again after 15 hours, to Australia t...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:19:00 PST

Some realizations

-I am moving to Brooklyn in 58 hours exactly. -Our penthouse is going to cost $8000 a month when all is said and done. -Despite the fact that I can expense food and transportation most of the time d...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

The back spasm shuffle

Me:(Chugging along happily, cleaning, packing) "OWWWWWWW...WTF back?" Back: "Fuck you. EH! EH! EH!" (many more, progressively painful spasms with each EH) Me: "Go fuck a goat in his dirty peehole as...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:26:00 PST

The one and only survey Ben will ever do

1)What are you doing right now? Simultaneously creating and answering a survey. Duh fuckass! 2) Have you ever been in love? Yes, once, with myself. I think head doctors call it nepotism, or necrom...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

D-day approaches

I'm frickin outta here on January 18th. First to teach a workshop in Chicago on the 19th, 20th and 21st (brrrrrrrrr. cold.), then straight on to The Big Apple. Living in Manhattan and travelling to Ca...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

My old friend alcohol

Between DC two weeks ago and last Saturday I did more getting excessively drunk than I have in many years, and to be quite honest it was a shit load of fun every time. However, when I started coughing...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST

Cheesy, and yet very me at the same time

The Warrior's Creed I have no parents:I make the heavens and earth my parents. I have no home:I make awareness my home. I have no life and death:I make the tides of my breathing my life and death. ...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Ya know that feeling...

when you've got so many god damn things to do and so many loose ends to wrap up before you sell most of your belongings and your car and move across the country in the dead of winter that you consider...
Posted by Rich Creamery on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST