Well I'm 20 years old and have violins instead of hands. Or was that a dream I had last night. I'll just check......no it was the dream. Anyway Im an out of work actor and I live in edinburgh waiting for the woman of my dreams to whisk me off to somewhere better. Or Wolf from Gladiators, whichever comes first.In case you hadnt noticed I have a very strange and random sense of humour as well as an uncontrollable ability to argue with anyone for no apparent reason. I am trying to control this but it is tricky and can cause a buildup of randomness that bursts out in unforseen ways. Such as going to see a chick flick or actually enjoying listening to Avril Lavigne ( don't judge me, I was having a bad day and have decided that silently anihilating her would better all humanity).But honestly I just feel like Im waiting for my real life to begin.
