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About Me

A bit strange but quite nice, actually. I like kittens. I mostly enjoy my bad dreams(Real adventures tend not to be all that much fun whilst you're actually having them, you see). I suspect one of my feet is a little bigger than the other. I own a fez.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ppffffftttttt.Yer mom(?). PS. I'm lately informed that "yer mom" is a tired, overused, sophomoric, frankly vulgar attempt at cheeky levity in response to this particular portion of the profile. I have decided to retain it, however, as I am nothing if not sophomoric. You may all(..er..Emily) go to hell.Also: scooterists, mods, rockers, gibbons, kind people, Shriners, cafe-racers, caballeros, bozuzokus, Joey Dunlop, artists of all kinds, Dr. Carl Sagan, anyone who owns a fez and has worn it in public, poets, writers, fellow ancestors, space-aliens, somnambulists, surrealists, flying monkeys, illuminati, wasters, rotters, Bill Hicks, cloggers, musicos, rock-stars, cat-ladies, cosmologists and Alison Goldfrapp. And yetis. (But no mean people. Mean people are useless and they suck. If you're mean, then F. you.)

My Blog

Woman

R.I.P. Betty Page
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:27:00 GMT

St.George and the dragon

The sensuality of JesusIs that He is helpless to Man.There is no shame Therein.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:29:00 GMT

The National Front Disco

Nobody knows how deep it goes. "e" after "u" In the event There's an umlaut there. Not like in "Motorhead" Or Motley Crew Motley, 1.) of many colors. 2.) wearing many-colored garments: As a motley fo...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:20:00 GMT

The Years of Rice and Salt

The King of the Mountain comethOn his arm there was a doveIn livery green and tapestry cleanHe called it his Falcon of Love, oh yeahCalled his Falcon of Love The Mage of the Midnight AbbeyWas a child...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:36:00 GMT

Emperor of the North

Trends within trends.   I imagine a world with no walls; only increasing levels of obscurity.   Limitless frontiers; limitless power to go anywhere.   Life and Death; routine novelty....
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:39:00 GMT

It doth not death require

Tiki salt-shaker Subterranean Homesick Alien Since I am invested conservatively, my losses have been measured ones. Be wise upon the upturn. The Cold War did not end until just now. The economy we...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:10:00 GMT

Reykjavik

Icelandic is like a house-cat talking, purring during.   At Homeslice, George Harrison was playing; All Things Must Pass.   Bryter Layter  Nick Drake.   *The sky was distinctly pu...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:11:00 GMT

An Atlantic society

We must think past our own free enterprise to something common in the world.   (Absinthe is a very enjoyable drink but it must be respected).   President Obama and young King William. &n...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:20:00 GMT

Orpheus

Brightest, perfect disc of moon set into clearest, darkest morning blue.     "There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:07:00 GMT

Overture

In four years, I think the United States will be a very different and interesting place. I hope it will be. My chimney and fireplace are an amplifier, my main room a resonance chamber for sounds way ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:30:00 GMT