Naughty Horoscopes |
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept. 22)--This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons....
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:52:00 GMT |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically3. Passi...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:04:00 GMT |
19 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity |
19 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over th...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:28:00 GMT |
How to shower |
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMANTake off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according tolights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.If you see husband/boyfriend along th...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:25:00 GMT |
