About Me
I'm a figment of everyones collective imagination and currently live on a small planet not too far from your own where I slowly go insane before I arrange excursions to and from the land of crazy and force my "special" brand of humour on everyone I know with a smile and a nod. Dancing is essential to my well being and forms the essence of The ED, thusly I often suffer from "tarantism", the hysterical impulse to dance. I also sometimes suffer from "lethologica" i.e. temporarily forgetting key words, phrases or names in conversation. I've always wanted to run away and join the circus but I always got too distracted talking to people along the way. So instead I became a self confessed pyromaniac and regularly practice the arts of manipulating fire using poi, staves (that's broom-sticks to you and me), and more recently, my mouth... aka, fire breathing. Check out My Videos to see me at it.
If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!
If you've done things right, people won't be sure if you've done anything at all...
Until now we've crawled along the ground like rats. But now we soar like eagles, yeh... like eagles on... pogo-sticks!!!
I am The Flash
The Flash
75%
Superman 73%
Wonder Woman 62%
Supergirl 62%
Iron Man 60%
Robin 55%
Spider-Man 55%
Hulk 55%
Green Lantern 50%
Catwoman 35%
Batman 20% Fast, athletic and flirtatious. Regarded as a peoples hero for his charity work and non-secretive modus operandi, the Fastest Man Alive never hesitates to help anyone in need, whether alone or with his teammates in the Justice League. And although they may sometimes roll their eyes during his moments of immaturity, they have come to value his unique talents and his friendly, easy-going personality. Overall, they are glad to have him as a League member, and take pride in seeing him mature as a hero.
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ED --
[adjective]:
Extremely extreme!
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'
You are 56% addicted to Myspace
Your Myspace addiction factor is:
Moderate
You're slowly building a very strong addiction to Myspace.
Get out while you still can!
Are You Addicted to Myspace?
About ED
It's normal to experience ED on occasion. But if ED lasts longer than two months or is a recurring problem, you should seek treatment, even if you view it as a personal or embarrassing problem. In most cases, ED can be successfully treated with medications.
A more detailed explanation can be found at The ED Pill Store
Circle of Death: A Beginners Guide
Now, after many a depraved nights playing and hosting the fabulous game that is Circle Of Death, the rules have been immortalised in an easy to comprehend, dipsomaniac proof handbook. If you've never played, you've never lived. (And never had a proper hangover).
It can be found at Captain Carlings website, www.klubbing.com
Or direct from here .
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I can pass this guy."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
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Your true colour is orange!
You're a bold, confident orange. A warm, powerful colour that indicates a strong, welcoming personality, orange is the mark of people who are social and extroverted by nature. Vibrant, with an upbeat attitude, you have a bright, inviting demeanour. Energetic and fun-loving, you're a real friend-magnet. Your easy charm and unassuming manner make you the sort of person people want to meet and get to know better. Well-rounded and fun to be around, you enjoy helping others, so it's no surprise that orange also symbolises attraction. Orange is an extraordinary colour -- for an extraordinary person.
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