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Hanz

what fuckhead, badly's an adverb, who the fuck taught you grammar

About Me

I have an affliction t-shirt. Its beautiful. I bought flip flops when I moved here even though I said I never would. I think i'm an impressive c-walker. I’m in school. I need to be more into school. I like girls that are smarter then me. I like random. I love random. Random is smart but smarts not always random. I like to read. I wish I read more. I wish I read the most. I can’t spell. Not being able to spell makes me feel like an idiot. I’m creative. I’m a creative thinker. I think too much.. Sometimes I make lists. I usually don’t do everything on my lists. Brown nail polish for my bike was something I didn’t do that was on my list for today. I’ll do it tomorrow. I want ocd. Things would always be clean. I envy people that are happy all of the time. I will be one of those people. Happiness is the key to success. I’m realistically idealistic. My pug makes me happy. He’s the cutest. He’s probably the ugliest dog ever made. He knows it. It’s what makes him so cute. He’s Modest. That’s his name. I have magical friends, magical roommates, and a magical family. The devil from Legend still scares me. I wish johny 5 would friend me and I kinda wish Mad Mardigan was my older brother. I’ts Hans. I’m Swedish. I’m 26. I’m from Sacramento...and I keep it gangster (nod, finger point, and an overly dramatic wink that makes my mouth open a little bit). a

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I’d like to meet my dad again. His name was Tomas. He was awesome. He was Swedish. He was a dork. He always used to say “squeeze a booby big guy,” when he dropped Dan and I off freshman year in front of everyone. I never got to tell him I squeezed a booby. He was a surgeon. I’d like to meet a girl. Maybe an attractive girl. Not the most attractive girl. The attractive girl who is a little more attractive every time you see her until one day she is the most attractive girl ever created. Come on, you can’t get sick of that. It’s the best...also...barney, trent, chow, shake, johny 5, willow and madmardigin, gay perry, dr cox, ted, brett and jermaine, donnie darko, and the girl from the axe commercials.

Music:

.,_/ I LIKE IT ALL.._,

Movies:

[Donnie Darko] [Requem for a Dream][Swingers][Sin City][Shawshank Redemtion][Forrest Gump][The Machinest][Adaptation][Crouching Tiger][Hero][Brotherhood Of The Wolf][Fear and Loathing]

Television:

sports center. espn news. mad money. family guy. aqua teen, i love shake. 12 oz. mouse. "are you drunk?...not drunk enough!" perfect hair. sopranos. deadwood's amazing dexter. scrubs. flight of the conchords.

Books:

atlas shrugged and where the wild things are. thats all i read.

Heroes:

MY PAPA...my fam...and my friends! miss you everyday dad!

My Blog

..xXPICTURES YOU WERN'T SUPPOSED TO SEEXx..(UPDATED & UPGRADED)

These Pictures are Classic!!!...if there are any I forget...let me know!!!(if you run the mouse over the picture...there is a comment to go with it)   ...
Posted by Hanz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DAMN...This x-mas break was "FLIPP'N" great!!!!! (pics)

Alright...my x-mas break...was OFF THE HOOK!!! As i sit at my comp now in LA...broke...lonely...and with a liver that probably will never recover, i can't help but think about how fckn awesome thes...
Posted by Hanz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST