I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from the slab began to rise
And suddenly, to my surpriseHe did the mash He did the Monster Mash
The Monster Mash It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash It caught on in a flash
He did the mash He did the Monster MashFrom my laboratory in the Castle East
To the Master Bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abode
To get a jolt from my electrodeAnd do the mash And do the Monster Mash
The monster mash And do my graveyard smash
To do the mash They caught on in a flash
To do the mash To do the monster mashThe scene was rocking all were digging the sound
Igor on chains backed by His Baying Hounds
The Coffin Bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the Crypt Kicker FiveThe Zombies were having fun (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo)
The party had just begun (In-a-shoop-wha-ooo)
The guests included WolfMan (In-a-shoop-wha-oooSTOP)
Dracula and his sonOut from his coffin Drac's voice did ring
It seems he was worried 'bout just one thing
Opened the lid and shook his fist, and said
"Whatever hoppened to my Transylvania Tvist?"It's now the mash It's now the Monster Mash
The monster mash And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash It's now the Monster MashNow everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster Mash, it's the hit of the land
For you, the living, this Mash was meant, too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent youAnd you can Mash And you can Monster Mash
The monster mash And do my graveyard Smash
And you can Mash You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can Mash Then you can Monster Mash
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Chris Spencer, Joel Lambert, Richard Harris and Andy Orrey.