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Martin

Million of faces, each has a million lies

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You Are Cream Pie
You're the perfect combo of simplicity and divinity
Those who like you life for understated pleasures What Kind of Pie Are You?
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality TestWell im 28 going on 12 I love Challenges i have a 9-5 job which is cool O dam that sound like im a very sad person but i like to work with my hands. I like to make a fool of myself hay my moto is if you put your foot in it why dont you go the whole hog do both feet. I love cartoons (who doesn't) old and new at the moment im into webbl & bob they are so funny i introduced it to a few of my friends they think is funny but i might trade a few friends in for PIE HA HA HA. Make my friends laugh is the main thing i aim for i dont like to see my friends down in the dumps. Im always there for my friends when they are in need, as they were there when i hit rock bottom a few years ago i would like to thank them if they read this but they already know.
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The Phantom of the Opera

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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?not a lot. I like to laugh ha ha ha that would do for me. I like Pool and Snooker, Badminton, Tennis, Running, Rock climbing and driving, BTCC and TT racing and WRC.
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


95%

Sex God


65%

A Romantic


43%

Virgin


20%
How are you in bed
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I'd like to meet:


You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?The Queen of England. Richard Burton but he's dead now but i still like to meet him. Steve Vai the best guitarist ever in my opinion i want him to teach me the guitar but i have 12 left fingers on each hand. The creators of webbl & bob and other comedians Lee Evans, Bill Bailey, Jack Dee Jimmy Carr. Last of all IS YOU GUYS and GIRLS........
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Martin
Birthday: 20/06/77
Birthplace: Maidstone
Current Location: Maidstone
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Half Welsh, Half British
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gore Tex (army boots)
Your Weakness: Puppy Dog eyes
Your Fears: Me to know you to find out... ha ha ha
Your Perfect Pizza: none i like PIE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not to wet the bed... To become the manager at work
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: PIE PIE PIE
Thoughts First Waking Up: Need the BOG...
Your Best Physical Feature: It hides in my third sock.
Your Bedtime: 12 - 1am
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont know i've forgotten it...
Pepsi or Coke: lemonade
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wimpy
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Black coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black Coffee
Do you Smoke: on and off YES
Do you Swear: LMAO.... Sometimes... ok YES
Do you Sing: BADLY
Do you Shower Daily: YES i do the three S's
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: Not anymore
Do you want to get Married: YES
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: Thank god NO
Do you think you are Attractive: LMAO I hope so
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES Bring Me the POWER. :)
Do you play an Instrument: Spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES quite alot
In the past month have you Smoked: cigs yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE DONT DO IT NOW
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: mmmmm nope to cold in the english channel
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A PEN FROM WORK..... DAM IT
Ever been Drunk: erm YES
Ever been called a Tease: YES
Ever been Beaten up: NO
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: Like my uncle in his sleep not the passangers in his car.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: OLD
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany, Finland, Japan, China and more.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5 foot 5 to 6 foot
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: toooo many
Number of Piercings: did have 3
Number of Tattoos: 2 they are on my legs
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 4

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You Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.

You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.

You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking

How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
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You Are
A Scary Pumpkin Face

You would make a good pumpkin and liver sandwich. What's Your Pumpkin Face?

Music:


You scored as Boobs. You are attracted to: boobs. You're a boob guy/gurl!

Boobs


67%

Face


67%

Butt


50%

Abs/Stomach


50%

Penis


8%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
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You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner

Very Kinky


90%

A Sicko


80%

Average


40%

A WUSS !!


0%
How sexual are you
created with QuizFarm.comWell here goes: Suicide Commandos, Psyclon Nine, Nine inch Nails, Rammstein, Deep Purple, Alice Cooper, Thunder, Ted Nugent, Inflames, Steve Vai, Iron Maiden, Lacuna Coil, SOAD, Arch Enemy, Tool, Kamelot, Nightwish, Ac/Dc, Sisters of Mercy. These are the ones i can think of at the mo



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Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC
"Back in black, I hit the sack,
I've been too long, I'm glad to be back"

Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos.
But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last! What's Your Theme Song?

Movies:

..BBBBIIIIGGG GUNS mmmm nice.... war films i really like. thrillers, dramas, comedy AND CARTOOOOOOOOOON MOVIES like TOY story.

Television:

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www.CombatVids.comWhen i have a chance to watch tv. Its LOST, 24, CSI and 80's and 90's cheesy american tv shows like the A team, Airwolf and many more...
You Are Dave Matthews Band Magic Brownies Ice Cream
Not *those* magic brownies! What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

Books:

..I will be a NERD at this bit. Electronic Tech manuals, war books like from Andy McNab, Tom Clancy and more.
You're a Romantic Kisser
For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! What Gender Is Your Brain?

Heroes:

.. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. Richard Burton RIP. Steve Vai, My great gran-dad who was in the first and second world war. But the people i call heroes are my friends.Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 80% Supergirl 78% Green Lantern 75% Superman 70% Spider-Man 70% Iron Man 65% Wonder Woman 63% Robin 60% Batman 55% Catwoman 50% Hulk 40% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
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My Blog

RUN TO THE SUN

Roll on the last week of may because im going to run to the sun (its a vw festival) i havent been for years so this time i say fuck you, im going to party hard and enjoy the local atmos (ie the girls ...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:46:00 PST

Phantom of the Opera

Yesterday i went to see the Phantom of the Opera this was the opera i always wanted to see before i see the film, i went with louise it was her chirstmas present she was singing to most of the songs a...
Posted by Martin on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:16:00 PST

IRON MAIDEN

IRON MAIDEN KICKS ASS I was up at earls court yesterday with my bests friends to see iron maiden we all have been waiting to see them for a about 9 months since andy told me he has got 6 tickets, fina...
Posted by Martin on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST

My Fucking Migrane

To most of you i have had a migrane since Tuesday last week but today i have not got my fucking shitty bollocks of a migrane YAY  its about time.i didnt want to go out tomorrow with a migrane....
Posted by Martin on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST

Me bored

Yo im writing this as im sooooooo bored i have been on holiday from work for 2 weeks there is shit all on tv watched dvd's till the cows come home, i need to work is that sad of me wanting to work. I ...
Posted by Martin on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 03:42:00 PST

Monsters of Rock

Well where do i start i was going with my girlfriend vicky but she txt me saying that she cant make it so i went. When i got there there was hardly any Q's, got inside and O MY GOD what a big sta...
Posted by Martin on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 07:22:00 PST