Jizzodi

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Hi. My name is Jodi. I hate styrofoam and all the nasty sounds it makes. I really think that all men should experience life as a woman for one year so that they could understand what it's really like. And after that one year is over, they should still get periods. I hate being lost. I also hate people who interrupt me. My sisters and I are friggin fabulous. We are each other's partners in crime and best friends along with being each other's nemesis. And no, you can't join our club, you probably couldn't keep up with us. The movie juno was amazing, I'm definitely buying it when it comes out on DVD. I love to dance and I love to sing. I have a good sense of humor, but it really only comes out at the right times with the right people. I have little patience and am impulsive. I'm giving and honest. Guys are overrated. I'm not a manhater but I've been given plenty of reason to be jaded. I think it takes a special person to put up with and appreciate me. I think pick up lines are cute, but only if you are cute... and the line is original. I have a three year old daughter is a straight up diva. That girl is gonna go places. I smoke, I drink, I go to nursing school and am trying to navigate my way through life. It's pretty tough, but I've learned some good lessons along the way. Lesson #1: If you're underage and at a drinking party and the cops show up, dont dive into some bushes and call your mother. Keep running like the wind. Lesson #2: Dont make someone a priority if all you are to them is an option. Lesson #3: Find someone, a good friend, a girlfriend, someone and let them know all of you. Dont give up if they keep running away screaming. Might take a while, but someone will eventually learn to put up with your ass. And love you. Lesson #4: Dont mistext people. It might make for a great story, but it makes you look like an ass. Lesson #5: Laugh during the hard times. It makes them easier to deal with. Lesson #6: Dont buy paperview porn when you're the only kid left in the house. Your parents will know it was you. Lesson #7: When you find the love of your life, hold on to them like an ethiopian kid eating a donut. Lesson #8: Leave your phone out of reach when drinking. Lesson #9: Dont be in a hurry to grow up. Being a grown up isn't all it's cracked up to be. Responsibility sucks huge balls. Lesson #10: Always wear your socks. Thank you! I'll be here all weekend!

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