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About Me

Hi. I speak dumbass, english, and about 30% spanish. I'm handy with a pen. I can poke your ojos out, draw you a picture of a goat, and write you a funny story bout that time I walked into the Blockbuster bathroom and witnessed the six foot shit. I'm a college drop-out who is dumb enough to be taking a class. I like letters. Dancin is my most natural state. I like kittens, candy, lollipops, holdin hands, and washing after I wipe. I like readin, writin, foreign films, jackass pals, and if you are the type of person who refers to things as "DARLING" you won't even have to pay to watch me eat my own feces...

My Interests


Buddhism. Hinduism. Graphic novels. Coffee. Homemade chai. Yogi bedtime tea. Meditation. Yoga. Calming the lonely mind. Raw food. Love. Androgyny. CooCoo. Dancing. reading. bookbinding. letterpress printing. writing. studying spanish. yelling positive affirmations outside Christine's car window. drive-by chalkings and weinerings. Long Beach. Bakersfield teenagers in the early '90s. local bands that are good again. pettin cats while sittin in the sun. my velcro shoes. thai tea. Ventura. breakdancing. kids books. the YA genre. learnin to sew. and makin a living off of my own brain.

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

Portishead. Glass Candy. Peaches. Le Tigre. The Cure. LCD Soundsystem. HOLY HELL I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH MODEST MOUSE FOR REAL, FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Movies:

Doom Generation. Kama Sutra. Mira Nair movies. THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP. Gas Food Lodging. Dazed and Confused. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. The Virgin Suicides. Lost in Translation. Rushmore. The Royal Tenenbaums. Dig. City of God. Labyrinth. John Hughes movies. Foreign films. I am currently obsessed with collecting 80's hip-hop & breakdance films: Wild Style. Beat Street. Breakin. Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo. Krush Groove.

Television:

FREAKS AND GEEKS. Austin City Limits. Man, Steve and I used to stay up all late at night just to watch this:

Books:

Books about bookmakin. Basic Teachings of the Buddha by Glenn Wallis. The Bhagavad Gita. Osamu Tezuka's Buddha graphic novels. Jeffrey Brown. Jhumpa Lahiri. The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Charlotte Sometimes. Someday This Pain Will be Useful To You. Blankets. Glen Baxter.

Heroes:

The honorable, graceful, and brave. I miss them.

My Blog

sometimes all it takes is a little outside perspective

Certain people you talk to really have the power to focus your attention back to where it should be. (namely: with the self)Most nights I get home from work and kind of dread being alone. I just don...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Sun, 04 May 2008 09:39:00 PST

Diagnose me

From Wikipedia: The symptoms of a "broken heart" can manifest themselves through psychological pain but for many the effect is physical. Although the experience is regarded commonly as indescribable, ...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:34:00 PST

meloncollie

I have gathered stones from years past.They sit directly over my heart, pushing down and flattening my raw heart with their weight. It is a sad process, this getting rid of the stones.I take one, it h...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:49:00 PST

mm

I just heard the best song last night.I just really fell in love.Modest MouseMay 27thRenowow.gush...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:36:00 PST

Thom knows

House of Cards I don't want to be your friendI just want to be your loverNo matter how it endsNo matter how it startsForget about your house of cardsAnd I'll do mineForget about your house of cardsAnd...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Thu, 01 May 2008 12:43:00 PST

Bakersfield (i have a crush on you)

I'm in a very sentimental mood today.(better than the alternative)I'm just trying to breathe. I'm going to be in Bakersfield during the last week of May.  Does anybody want to meet up and goof ar...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

battleaxe

How to process love from that to lack thereof: 1. Have some self-respect2. Listen to your disgust3. Vomit if you have to (it is a reflex meant to protect the body from taking in poison) ****verbal, me...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 09:37:00 PST

don’t think I’m gay but...

God, I love blogging. gay.
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:01:00 PST

xoxo

I have been to hell and back.I never want to go there again.I'm so tired I'm like a dead dog. (I almost saw one on the day the world ended.)Shit I can't keep my days straight.The day the world ended b...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:11:00 PST

deceived

Hi. You knew I couldn't stay away. You are my lifeline. Without giving away too much I will say this,My heart keeps gushing with overwhelming doses of broken.I reclaimed my power today, it was so h...
Posted by jiveturkey bitchslap on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:36:00 PST