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About Me

PAGE UPDATES:

JUN 24, 2008 - General Profile Update.
FEB 22, 2008 - Because you can't drink a car battery.
FEB 19, 2008 - New Blog: Why is the Vicodin gone?
FEB 02, 2008 - New Blog: Streichholz und Benzinkanister
DEC 16, 2007 - New Words of Wisdom.
NOV 27, 2007 - New Music Quote.
NOV 27, 2007 - New Blog: This cloud will always hover over me...
NOV 11, 2007 - New Blog: am i dying inside...?
OCT 19, 2007 - Update: Words of Wisdom
OCT 12, 2007 - New Blog: Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator
OCT 07, 2007 - New Blog: It's all screwed up...
OCT 05, 2007 - Blog Edit: Wake up...
OCT 02, 2007 - New Blog: Forgetting to forget...
SEP 30, 2007 - New Music Quote.
SEP 21, 2007 - New Blog: Do you know that I am blind?
AUG 31, 2007 - New Blog: Leave me alone...
AUG 18, 2007 - New Blog: Why do I deserve to die?
AUG 17, 2007 - New Music Video: Shut Me Up.
AUG 11, 2007 - Update: Words of Wisdom
JUL 14, 2007 - New Blog: Kat and Mouse
JUN 30, 2007 - New Extended Network Box; Beware the Ninjas.
> > > Personal Stats < < <
Name: Dr. Skwirl DCS
Birthday: 01-27-1984
Birthplace: Charlevoix, Michigan
Current Location: Petoskey, Michigan
Eye Color: Green w/ Brown Halos
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'4" / 193.04 cm
Right or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Heritage: Irish, Italian and German
> > > Favorites < < <
Food: Italian
Fast Food: Wendy's
Pizza: Pepperoni and Jalapeno
Meal of the day: Breakfast
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Beverage (sober): Dr. Pepper
Beverage (drunk): Labatt Blue
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Item of clothing: My Leather Trenchcoat
Color: Green
Place: The Shore
> > > In Depth < < <
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Sing: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Ever Been In Love: Yes
Want to go to College: Yes
Want to get Married: Maybe someday...
Think you are Attractive: Sometimes...
Weakness: Kryptonite
Piercings: Tongue, Ear
Tattoos: None yet
What country would you most like to visit: Japan
Career Aspiration: Computer Programmer
How do you want to die: Happy
> > > Weird Shit < < <
Do you/Have you ever...
Have any pets: A cat, and a plant
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend: Never
Had sex: Yes
Gone streaking: Never
Gone skinny dipping: Nope
Been to Europe: No, but I'm gonna
Been to an island: Beaver Island?
Had stitches: Yes, in my head
Broken any bones: Never
Been stabbed/shot: Never
Slept until after 12:00: Occasionally
Stayed up all night: Every weekend
Danced like a whore: Can't say that I have
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend: Nope
Turned down a dare: Yeah
Would you ever...
Eat pizza with chocolate chips: Depends, are they baked in?
Kiss another guy: Alcohol makes you do strange things...
Cheat on someone you love: Never
Run away from home: Too many times
Lie to your parents: Used to all the time
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend: Only to avoid fights
Lie to your best friend: Same as above
Give a homeless person money: Nope, I'd give them lunch
Run from the police: Never
Bungee jump: Nah, cords are no fun...
Sky dive: Hell Yeah!
Cross dress: It puts the lotion in the basket...
Be an exotic dancer: Nah, I'll be the bouncer
Dine and Ditch: Never, those people work hard
Scuba dive: Definitely
Go rock climbing: I love repelling
Go spelunking (caving): Yes
What do you think of when you hear...
Eminem: Talented Rap Artist?
Bologna: Mechnically seperated chicken parts
Hot: Bagels when they pop
Orange: Good for you
Real world : Is that what this is?
Fuck: ASS!
Jack: MeHoff
Cucumber: Marital Aid
Hip-Hop: Righteous!
Uniform: Factory Rat
Unicorn: "We're going to Candy Mountain Charlie."
Rainbow: "We Are Traverse City"
Clown: Terrifying
Words of Wisdom
~ ~ ~
"Possession is 9/10 of the law... I wonder if that counts with exorcisms..."
~ Dr. Skwirl ~
"You wake up in the morning, the paint's peeling, the water's boiling and the curtains are gone. What do you deal with first? .. Nothing! The building is on fire!"
~ Dr. Gregory House ~
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
those who understand binary code and those who don't.
~ Unknown Source ~
"The friend zone isn't so bad... I've got a lifetime membership;
they gave me a gold card..."
~ Dr. Skwirl ~
"I can't get shot, I have shit to do!"
~ Joe Harlan ~
"Hey Pot, this is Kettle. You're f*cking black!"
~ House ~
"Officer, I was just driving down the road,
when suddenly a tree jumped out and bit my car!
Then it dragged me into the ditch!"
~ Lycose ~
"Allowing yourself to fall in love is like volunteering to be curbstomped."
~ The Archmage ~
"The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up,
do a bunch of stuff and then go back to sleep."
~ 'Weird Al' Yankovic ~
"Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded."
~ Multiple Sources ~
"Each day, we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the sky!"
~ Connor McManus, Boondock Saints ~
"Life is pain... anyone who says differently is selling something."
~ Wesley, The Princess Bride ~
"Ok... you are now firing a gun, at your imaginary friend,
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!"
~ Tyler Durden, Fight Club ~
"To err is human, but to blame it on someone else shows management potential."
~ Unknown Source ~

My Interests

Music:

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE - PAY FOR IT

All links go to official band MySpaces
+ My Favorite Bands +
~ 3 Doors Down ~
~ 50 Cent ~
~ AC/DC ~
~ Adema ~
~ Aerosmith ~
~ Alice in Chains ~
~ Alien Ant Farm ~
~ Ataris ~
~ Ayumi Hamasaki ~
~ Barenaked Ladies ~
~ Beethoven ~
~ Big Head Todd and the Monsters ~
~ Billy Idol ~
~ Black Eyed Peas ~
~ Black Sabbath ~
~ Bloodhoung Gang ~
~ Blue October ~
~ BoA ~
~ Bon Jovi ~
~ Bone Thugz N Harmony ~
~ Bowling for Soup ~
~ Boyz II Men ~
~ Breaking Benjamin ~
~ Brian Adams ~
~ Burn Season ~
~ Bush ~
~ Candlebox ~
~ Chrio ~
~ Chris Brown ~
~ Chumbawumba ~
~ Classic Crime ~
~ Collective Soul ~
~ Counting Crows ~
~ Crossfade ~
~ DaRude ~
~ Def Leppard ~
~ Disturbed ~
~ DMX ~
~ Dr. Dre ~
~ Drowning Pool ~
~ Duran Duran ~
~ Eagles ~
~ Evanescense ~
~ Eve 6 ~
~ Exies ~
~ Eminem ~
~ Enigma ~
~ Fall Out Boys ~
~ Fat Boy Slim ~
~ Flaw ~
~ Fuel ~
~ Godhead ~
~ Godsmack ~
~ Goo Goo Dols ~
~ Good Charlotte ~
~ Gorillaz ~
~ Green Day ~
~ Guns & Roses ~
~ Incubus ~
~ Insane Clown Posse ~
~ Jay-Z ~
~ Jimmy Eat World ~
~ J-Kwon ~
~ Journey ~
~ Kid Rock ~
~ Killers ~
~ Killswitch Engage ~
~ KISS ~
~ Korn ~
~ Lifehouse ~
~ Lil' Jon ~
~ Limp Bizkit ~
~ Live ~
~ Lustra ~
~ Linkin Park ~
~ Marilyn Manson ~
~ Maroon 5 ~
~ Matchbox 20 ~
~ Megadeth ~
~ Metallica ~
~ Mindless Self Indulgence ~
~ Motley Crue ~
~ Mr. Mister ~
~ Mudvayne ~
~ Mushroomhead ~
~ Nickelback ~
~ Nine Inch Nails ~
~ Nirvana ~
~ Oasis ~
~ Offspring ~
~ Outkast ~
~ Ozzy Osbourne ~
~ Papa Roach ~
~ Peter Gabriel ~
~ Petey Pablo ~
~ Pink ~
~ Pink Floyd ~
~ Poison ~
~ Red ~
~ Rammstein ~
~ Relient K ~
~ Rehab ~
~ Rob Thomas ~
~ Rob Zombie ~
~ Robert Palmer ~
~ Saliva ~
~ Santana ~
~ Savage Garden ~
~ Scorpions ~
~ Seal ~
~ Sean Paul ~
~ Seether ~
~ Shaggy ~
~ Smashing Pumpkins ~
~ Smashmouth ~
~ Smile Empty Soul ~
~ Snoop Dogg ~
~ Soil ~
~ Soundgarden ~
~ Sonic Interference ~
~ Static-X ~
~ Stonesour ~
~ Sublime ~
~ System of a Down ~
~ Tally Hall ~
~ Tenacious D ~
~ Third Eye Blind ~
~ Tonic ~
~ Tool ~
~ Train ~
~ Trapt ~
~ Trick Daddy ~
~ TRUSTcompany ~
~ Tupac Shakur ~
~ U2 ~
~ UnderOath ~
~ Van Halen ~
~ Warrant ~
~ Warren G ~
~ Weird Al Yankovic ~
~ Who ~
~ Wookiefoot ~
~ X-ecutioners ~
~ Yellowcard ~

MUSIC QUOTE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well it ain't no surprise
That you'd turn me on and leave
It ain't no surprise
That you'd turn it around on me
I don't know why
You won't give me what I need
It ain't no surprise
That that bitch is leaving me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Movies:

+ My Favorite Movies +
~ Bio-Dome ~
~ Boondock Saints, The ~
~ Con Air ~
~ Emperor's New Groove, The ~
~ Encino Man ~
~ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ~
~ Fight Club ~
~ Ghost Ship ~
~ Half Baked ~
~ Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The ~
~ Lord of War ~
~ Madagascar ~
~ Men in Black ~
~ Men in Black II ~
~ Notebook, The ~
~ Nothing to Lose ~
~ Office Space ~
~ Pulp Fiction ~
~ Red Dawn ~
~ Remember the Titans ~
~ Shaun of the Dead ~
~ Spaceballs ~
~ Without a Paddle ~

Television:

CURRENT FAVORITE SHOW:
HOUSE M.D.

+ My Favorite TV Shows +
~ Chapelle's Show ~
~ Distraction ~
~ Family Guy ~
~ House M.D. ~
~ Mind of Mencia ~
~ Ninja Warrior ~
~ South Park ~

My Blog

We Will Never Forget

We all swore that we would never forget the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001. Today marks the 7th anniversary since that day. Here is some information on the towers and the attacks.CONSTRUCTION...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:58:00 PST

Standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand...

Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand Primitive Radio Gods (chorus)I've been downhearted baby,I've been down I've been downhearted baby,Ever since the day we metEver since the da...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 12:53:00 PST

Dead presidents can save the world...

It cost me $75 the other day to fill up my Dodge.To give you some perspective, when I first bought the truck, the same fill cost me roughly $40. For those of you not arithmetic inclined, that's an inc...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:28:00 PST

Because you can’t drink a car battery

NEW BRAWNDO COMMERCIALS!!!!!======================= ======================= ...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:45:00 PST

Why is the Vicodin gone?

Okay... I'm officially fed up with the whole 'writers strike' bullshit. In the beginning it was only a handful of shows, none of which I bother myself with, so I dinnae pay too much attention. But now...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 06:07:00 PST

Streichholz und Benzinkanister

Been rockin' to this song lately. The original '99 Luftballons' was performed by Nena in 1983, and was one of the most successful pop songs by a german artist ever. The song lyrics were rewritten in e...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:42:00 PST

How could you leave me behind?

======================================================I live a chemical lifeI'm on a mission to tryYou went insane for a dayI'll have to shove it awayMy only option is goneSmile as they brea...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:07:00 PST

This cloud will always hover over me...

========================================================I could take every fuckin' word she saidThrow it in her faceWould she even care?I still remember when she looked at meA frown upon her...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST

am i dying inside...

it's overtaken, obsessed with fakingi'm blind, looking at my own reflectionthere's nothing changingwhen i'm overtakenthe sound of your voice in my headin my head, in my headcause i know i ca...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:01:00 PST

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

I am so buying a whole fucking case of this... totally. ^^ ...
Posted by Dr. Skwirl on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 12:11:00 PST