Bitches, Money, & JAG & pounding treats!!! SICKO
~I also enjoy sales and marketing!!:)
Meeting new people, trying new things, and pretty much anything as long as i have a good time!
I'd like to meet:
Maybe a girl that is fucking cooler than the other side of the pillow, but is still a pillow biter!
~the dude who is responible for creating ecstasy~
Dane Cook, & Dave Chapelle and Camron Diaz!
Music:
~Hydrophonics~
so this girly i was checking stepped inta the place,
and i could tell she was peeping by the look on her face,
hay yo the cutie w/ tha booty straight reconizing game,
so i walked up to cutie and i asked her her' name,
we started coversating but we dint get far,
b4 she told me that her man was waiting out in the car,
i said WHAT? whats your man got to do w/ me,
i understand but im not trying to hear that see,
hay fuck that bitch dude lets raise up,
hay yo wait a min dogg im tryin to get me some,
dude she already told u that shes got a man,
im not sweating that kid i got me a plan,
so im gonna stroll upto cutie and get all up in her face,
talking about why dont me and u go back to my place,
i see ur chillin w/ ur gf and thats ok,
because right here behind me is my homeboy Jay,
hay there ladies how yall doin,
what would ya think about me and u ,
and my homeboy chris heading back to my pad,
i gaurentee that youll be glad,
that cha came up and stayed with us for the night,
i know you got a man baby thats allright,
because he dont have to know whats been goin on,
up 304 untill the break of dawn,
so run along girly-u know u want to,
i aint telling no 1 its between me and u!
~Hydrophonics
Movies:
Ancorman, 40 year old Virgin, Old School and "65 Guy Cream Pie" Dane Cook's Vicious Circle, Just Friends,
Television:
Entourage, Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Sopranos, and Cheyanne on MTV is really sexxxy...I really wanna pound her treats and make her my wifey!
Books:
The outsiders, The BIBLE, A Million Little Pieces, My friend Leonard...
Heroes:
Jerimiah Joe McKee and my mother!
