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ME............DEFINITELY SOMEONE DIFFERENT...SOMETHING UN-EXPECTED...I AM AN ACQUIRED TASTE.. ..I AM THE 3-RD NORM IN MY GENOME...MY FAMILY IS THE ONLY THING....PERIOD.......I HAVE CHOSEN THE- NONA- GRAM.... "2FASE"....... BECAUSE IT EXPLAINS ME SO COMPLEXLY EVEN I DON'T FULLY UNDERSTAND IT .....STARTED RECORDING SUMMER 1998 FOR FUN...WHO THE FUCK KNEW BACK THEN THIS WOULD EVENTUALLY BECOME MY LUNG'S.....MY THERAPY....THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO VENT EVERY LITTLE THING THAT BOTHER'S ME..I READ AND WRITE CONSTANTLY....MY MIND NEVER STOP'S WANDERING .WONDERING..RHYMING..COMPOSING...RACING..SEARCHING....I FEEL SORTA SORRY FOR THE OAK WOOD TREE THAT RESIDES IN A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF BOXES AND CRATES I HAVE CREATED....THE LAYER'S OF MY BRAIN PEELED AWAY AND TATTOOED IN INK ONTO ANOTHER FORMER LIVING CREATURE'S SKELETON...POOR FUCKING TREE...THIS MAN'S ERRONEOUS THOUGHT'S CONSTANTLY FLUCTUATING FROM ONE FORM OF EXISTENTIALISM TO ANOTHER... .... ...I AM THE SORT OF MAN THAT GET'S ALONG WITH ANYBODY IN ANY WALK OF LIFE...NO MATTER THE SITUATION..I'M THAT GUY WHEN YOU CALL..IF YOU NEED ME...I'LL DROP WHATEVER IT IS I'M DOING AND I'M ON MY WAY.. ..I AM ALSO A STAND-OUT THAT LINGERS IN SHADOW'S.....I AM OBSESSED WITH THE HISTORY OF THIS PLANET...PARTICULARLY WITH FEUDAL JAPAN AND ANCIENT ROME......WATCH THIS INTERVIEW...PROBABLY THE GREATEST AND POLITEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE TO FUCK OFF.....

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/05/2006
Band Members: 2Fase.........SIC.........B.O.M.B====== HERE'S A LINK TO SOUNDCLICK.COM FOR MANY MORE SONG'S FROM US...THEY ARE FREE TO LISTEN TO AND DOWNLOAD...THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORTMusic page TWO FASE music
Influences: WHO DO I WANT TO MEET???...........I'M NOT STARSTRUCK BY ANYBODY...RUSSELL BRAND WOULD BE FUN TO DO HEROIN WITH...SHAQ WOULD BE PROBABLY FUNNY AS SHIT TO GET HIGH WITH...NICK LECHEY IS A FUCKING RETARD FOR LETTING HER GO...DMX IS SHORTER THAN ME....EMMITT SMITH AND I WOULD GO TOE 2 TOE ON PITCHER'S OF BEER...SUN-TZU...CRAZY FUCKIN GUY..HE'D LOVE PEYOTE.....TAO-TE CHING...SMARTEST ASIAN RUNNING AROUND THE DESERT...I WOULDA GIVEN HIM A LIFT AND SOME GATORADE.....I WOULD HAVE DRANK TEQUILA WITH GENERAL PATTON THEN ASKED HIM IF WE COULD GO SHOOT SOME SHIT THEN WE'D WRITE POETRY ABOUT SHOOTING THAT SHIT..........ALEXANDER THE GREAT AND I WOULD HAVE HAD A BBQ..SMOKED SOME WEED...DRANK SOME WINE,..PILLAGED A FEW COUNTRIES.. I GUESS....,SAT DOWN AND FIGURED OUT WHICH SIDE OF THE PLANET IS HIS AND WHICH IS MINE THEN WE WOULD HAVE MADE A DUCT TAPE WORLD DIVIDER....GHANDI?..MAN, I WOULDA INTRODUCED YOU TO THIS GUY NAMED PAPA JOHN...YOU FUCKED UP THERE BUDDY.....I WOULDA TOLD ROBYN THAT MIKE...IS SORTA THE WORLD CHAMP AND IS PRETTY GOOD AT KNOCKING GROWN MEN THE FUCK OUT,... SO, AS SUCH HE HAS A PRETTY GOOD UPPERCUT..SO DUCK AND WEAVE BABY...MICHAEL JACKSON?...FUCK....LEAVE IT AT THAT....HITLER?...COME HERE LITTLE FELLA YOU AND I NEED TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT WOMEN AND METH THEN THROW HIM OFF OF A CLIFF THEN I'D GO GET A BOTTLE OF JACK........B CLINTON?...PROBABLY THE GREATEST PARTY I'D EVER BEEN TO...W. THE ONE AND ONLY W?...FUCK TWICE...PROBABLY THE FUCKING GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE..PLEASE GET THIS ON CAMERA, WHEN I'M WHISPERING THE CRAZIEST SHIT YOU'VE EVER HEARD INTO THAT LITTLE DERANGED PRICK'S EAR....IT'S CALLED A TUESDAY MORNING BRIEFING TO HIM...WHAT??...MICHAEL DOUGLAS?..I'D HAVE A COUPLE OF SHOT'S OF COGNAC WITH HIM THEN ASK HIM HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN TO GORDAN GECKO?...AALIYAH?..MISS YOU...YOUR VOICE HELP'S ME SLEEP AT NIGHT....PAC...AGAIN FUCK....2 MEN RACING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE IN THE SAME ROOM THEN THEY STILL WANT MORE...YOU PEOPLE SHOULD LEAVE NOW.....PARIS???..EXCUSE ME MISS...HOW IS IT AGAIN THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE? ...FREUD...DUDE, SERIOUSLY...WHAT'S WRONG? LET'S HAVE A BEER AND TALK ABOUT IT ---LOIS LANE/CLARK KENT.....IF I RAN INTO THEM I WOULDA SHOT CLARK POINT BLANK RANGE IN THE FACE WITH AN UZI---TURN 2 LOIS AND SAID...REALLY? 70 YEAR'S?.. ...NAPOLEON..IF I WAS THAT SHORT...SOMEONE'S GOT TO PAY....CRAIG DAVID...? WHAT HAPPENED?...I PUT OUT A MISSING PERSON'S REPORT......MARIAH???..NOT SURE..TOO MANY MIXED MESSAGE'S..MOST LIKELY O.C.D. MIXED WITH A.D.D. AND A DRUNK...BUT HOT AS HELL'S HOTTEST FRYER...THANKS AGAIN..YOUR VOICE HELP'S ME SLEEP AT NIGHT TOO......TANK JOHNSON...MY BROTHER APOLOGIZES FOR THE D.U.I. AND YOU GETTING RELEASED FROM YOUR CONTRACT...YOU SHOULDA KNOWN WHEN TO QUIT....JACK THE RIPPER..I WOULDA HELPED YOUR MOM GET A BETTER JOB WHEN YOU WERE A KID...MEL GIBSON...IF I WAS THE GUY COP , SORRY, I PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED LAUGHING...REALLY LETHAL WEAPON? ..BRUCE WILLIS..I WANT YOU TO MEET MY DAD...MICHAEL JORDAN?..FUCK TALKING BASKETBALL..LET'S GET DRUNK..GO GAMBLE AND HIT SOME GOLF BALL'S...KEANU REEVE'S..REALLY??..ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME..READING ALL THOSE SCRIPT'S AND THE I.Q. ACTUALLY DROP'S???..WHAT??...JOAQUIN PHOENIX...SORRY ABOUT YOUR BROTHER..TRUST ME..I KNOW HOW IT FEEL'S..WE WOULD HAVE JUST KICKED IT WITH SOME SCOTCH AND HAD HIM TELL ME ALL ABOUT HIS BIG BROTHER....BRITTANY...SORRY, YOU HAVE TOO BIG A HEART AND ARE TOO TRUSTING OF PEOPLE..YOU AREN'T ALONE....ARNOLD THE SCHWARZ...FUCKING HILARIOUS CONVERSATION'S...PROBABLY ALOT OF .."EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU SAY?..LAUGHING, STEROID'S BEER AND WEED...NEXT TIME STICK TO ACTING...STALLONE...PIZZA AND LOT'S OF BEER FOLLOWED BY..IT'S TIME TO LET ROCKY GO...DANE COOK..PISSES ME OFF...A DOUCHEBAG WITH A BIG MOUTH AND HUGE INTERNET EGO....
Sounds Like:PATTON==YOU CRAZY POETIC FUCKGYUS-JULIUS CEASARKNOW THYSELF....SMOOTHNESS PERSONIFIED...CRAZY IN LOVE...POOR BILLIE..OBSESSION...TO BE THE ONE..STRIVING TO BE...GOT THE CLARK KENT PART DOWN...A FEELING INSIDE.....INEVITABLE.....
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My Blog

== COULD YOU BE THE ONE? ===

EVERY NIGHT I LIE IN BED THINKING....WHERE IS SHE...WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW?...IS SHE HAPPY?...IS SHE SMILING...THAT SMILE....MAN...I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HER LYING NEXT TO ME...JUST THERE....QUIET....HEA...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:26:00 GMT

*** STRESSIN GOT ME AGRAVATED ^**^&

GOT ME DRINKING AGAIN....I'M AGRAVATED..CONTIMPLATIN GETTING TO THEM LOST FACE'S....I'M WASTED...CAN'T TAKE IT....THE PRESSURE HAS GOT ME CONSTANTLY PACIN....DEBATIN WHETHER OR NOT...YES..OR NO.....I ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:38:00 GMT

-- " A PEN AND A PAD "....

YOU KNOW SOMETHING... I HAVE NO FRIENDS...NONE. I USED TO HAVE QUITE A FEW. I AM NOT SAYING...POOR ME..I ACTUALLY KINDA PREFER IT THIS WAY.  NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT MORE PEOPLE THAN JUST MY FAMILY I...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:28:00 GMT

--- ONE THING I WANT....ONE THING I WOULD LOVE....

IS TO JUST DANCE WITH HER...SLOW......HAVE HER CLOSE TO ME...HAVE HER HEAD NEXT TO MINE..TO SMELL HER HAIR...HER PERFUME....TO FEEL HER BODY PRESSED AGAINST MINE....THAT MUST BE WHAT HEAVEN IS...THAT ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:06:00 GMT

== RIDICULOUSLY INFATUATED==

GOD SHE HAS GOT ME......MAN, MY DEAR READER....HOW CAN I TELL YOU THIS IN WORD'S....BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DESCRIBE THIS FEELING...SHE IS AN ONE WORD...AMAZING....WOW.ME BEING ME...I CAN'T HELP BUT FALL F...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:18:00 GMT

^^^^^ STILL DRUNK ^^^^^

............                                                                  WOKE UP THIS MORNIN , STILL KINDA DRUNK.......................... .. .. 08-22-08.... .. .. MY FIRST THU...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:46:00 GMT

------ NICE TRY ----

............ nice try......                                                                                   MAY 2003.... .. .. .. ..           SHE SAID SHE WANTED A NICE GUY.....SO ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:45:00 GMT

---- UNDER THE WEATHER--- (WHETHER)

............                                                    I'M UNDER THE WEATHER.... .. .. AS IN DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT SOME PLEASURE IS WORTH THE PURSUIT...AS IF IT WERE TREASUR...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:44:00 GMT

+++++ DIAMOND IN THE DESERT +++++

............ I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL DAY............ .. ..   THE NIGHT STARTED OFF QUITE SIMPLE......I WALKED IN...MY HEART WAS SPEED RACING JUST AT THE THOUGHT OF CATCHING A GLI...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:42:00 GMT

=== WAKING UP ====

ALOT OF YOU KNOW FOR THE PAST 2 YEAR'S WHAT I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH....I MEAN AT THIS POINT IT'S LIKE SHIT...FUCK IT..IF SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU THAT YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER OR DIDN'T EVE...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:13:00 GMT