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~Amanda Marie~

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About Me


Myspace LayoutsEd Zachary Disease: A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told."Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."Again, the woman did as she was instructed.Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."The woman asked anxiously , "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your butt."

My Interests

I like to drink all of a sudden. DRINKY DRINKY! I would like to blame my bad influence's on Husband (Eric), my hockey partner Berky(GOAL) and my soon to be sister in law(Jess)! Love you guys!

Music:

Just play something!

Movies:

Scary, funny, action, doesn't matter.

Television:

Sports! Deadliest catch (thanks Eric), Who's Line is it anyway?, Greys Anatomy, Golden Girls, History Channel, Roseanne, Seinfeld, Simpsons, anything educational.

Books:

Stephen King, J.D Robbs, fitness magazine, anything that teaches me something new.

Heroes:

My Grandma, a breast cancer survivor. And myself. Defeat is not an option.