Hidden Treasures |
Chances are, anywhere in the U.S. that you have travelled and went sightseeing, you have stood in close proximity to a hidden treasure. A treasure placed there by a "geocacher". Obscured from the eyes...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 08:08:00 PST |
Cigarette Butts |
Dear Assholes of the Earth,
Contrary to popular belief, cigarette butts are trash. Please stop throwing them on the ground or out of your car windows like they are fucking rose petals or gifts t...
Posted by Mike on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:28:00 PST |
Musical Bonus Points |
In a recent discussion with another music fan, I was bewildered by his attempt to bestow what he called "bonus points" on the band Slayer. His argument was that Slayer was still, to this day, n...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST |
Telephone Lines |
Telephone Lines
Reluctant leaned against the interior of the telephone line and sighed. He watched as his comrades, other sentences from various people aro...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST |
Ugly |
I was once tasked by a great friend to come up with original ways of describing someone's ugliness. I did not hesitate and jumped on that opportunity without a second thought. Since this f...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:50:00 PST |
Invitation For Idiots! |
Attention idiots of the Earth, I come bearing news from the underworld! Satan, the almighty lord of jean jackets and fine wine, requests your presence in Hell for a party; the likes of which hav...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:38:00 PST |
Unsuccessful Consumer Products |
The following is a list of products I have unsuccessfully tried to market. These are all wonderful ideas but for some odd reason they just never caught on. Let me know if you are intereste...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 17 May 2007 07:35:00 PST |
Message in a Bottle |
The following message will be set adrift in the Gulf of Mexico tonight:Dearest Captain Pizz,It's been a year since we've last seen land. The men are becoming restless and stand on the deck night...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:57:00 PST |
Cheating Death |
Have you ever been close to death, escaped death, or thought you were dying? How did you react? How did you survive? Stories, anyone?The closest I've ever come to dying was being hit...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:40:00 PST |
The Farting Keyboard |
As I write this, I am farting. In order to allow a smooth exit for the ass vapors, I lean slightly to the left; raising my right butt cheek. This, in turn, puts a slight increase in pressure to the ke...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST |
