Klaus Funk discovered the ironing board at an earlier age. Encouraged by his parents incentive to succeed he part exchanged it for a certain action figure he needed for his selection. At this time he also discovered the excitement of tree climbing, bike riding and selling cooking apples for little profit.
It was at this point he realised his history was set and the ice cubes in the freezer were wet because he couldn't pay the electricity bill.
Which eventually, once he was out of short pants turned to his advantage.
Because watering down his favourite drink was never on the agenda.Along came the guitar (a real instrument?) as bold as a brass trumpet. Quickly discarded for reasons unknown and replaced with a keyboard (a pretend instrument) for some homo-erotic late night mirror posing.I like doing remixes. If you want me to remix you, let me know!
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