pick up lines |
Drop your pants, E.T. is coming home. You have beautiful D.S.L.'s. Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock! Do you have a little Mexican in you? Would you like to? I...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:41:00 GMT |
this little girl and her father are my heros |
Her hair was up in a pony tail,her favorite dress tied with a bow. &n
bsp; Today was Daddy's Day at school,and she cou...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:20:00 GMT |
stop blaming myspace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Anybody happen to catch Nightline last night on ABC? In case you didn't, one of the hot topics discussed was MySpace. It is no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper or watches the 6 o'clock news th...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 15:24:00 GMT |
15 ways to tell its a mexican bday party |
1. Some of the guests didn't bring a gift, but brought extra-uninvited kids.2. The cake says, "Happy Birthday Mijo" instead of the child's real name.3. The party is at Chuck E. Cheese but they brou...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 18:05:00 GMT |
for all the true myspacers |
ONEw.a.k.e.u.pthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.
TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 frien...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 19:22:00 GMT |
u know ur from san antonio when |
You Know You're From San Antonio When...
You lost your virginity at mission drive-in
You know exactly how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.
You think "pro-choice" means flour...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 19:19:00 GMT |
