His Name Is Kevin.
His Friends Call Him "Saint".
Or "K-Fed".
Some People Even Call Him "Lip Ring".
And Even A Select Few Call Him "Ninja".
And Last But Not Least They Call Him "Kevlon" As Well.
Hes 19 Years Old.
His Birthday is August 23rd, Remember That.
Hes A Secrect Ninja Working For The Goverment, But Shh.
When Hes Not Doing Secret Ninja Things He Works At Game Crazy.
Hes 90% French Canadian.
And Hes 10% Polish.
He Is One Of The Most Sarcastic People You Will Ever Meet.
But One Of The Coolest.
He Loves Football And Hockey.
He Roots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers And The Boston Bruins.
He Also Like The New England Patriots And Buffalo Sabers.
Blink-182 Is The Way To His Heart.
He Loves Every Type Of Music There Is.
Like Seriously Music Runs His Life.
He Also Thinks That Angels & Airwaves' Is The Greatest Musical Project Ever.
He Loves His Xbox 360.
And Halo 3.
His Gamertag Is X0TheGuardian0X.
He Pwns N00bs.
He Plays For The Achievments.
He Smokes Weed And Drinks Beer, Get Over It.
But He Never Abuses It.
He Believes It Unlocks Your Creativity.
But Hes Not A Pothead.
He Went To Central Falls High School.
Where He Won Class Flirt "07".
He Also Won Nicest Eyes "07".
He Went To Davies His First Two Years.
He Played Football For The Warriors.
He Was The Starting Middle Linebacker And FullBack.
He Also Won The Superbowl.
Hes Was A Freshman At URI.
Where He Was Majoring In Pych.
But He Decided That URI Wasn't For Him.
Instead He Took The Path Of The Ninja.
He Dresses The Way He Wants.
People Sometimes Calls Him A Pretty Boy
But He Really Doesn't Care.
He Loves Naruto And Drangon Ball Z.
Don't Hate.
His Screenname Is X0TheGuardian0X
You Can IM Him Whenever You Want.
Follow Him On Twitter http://twitter.com/NinjaKevinNinja
He Cant Think Of Anything Esle To Write.
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