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Crazy Kelsey

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About Me

I'm crazy. End of sentence.

My Interests

Dancing, pool (both swimming & billiards), darts, fast cars and trucks (Dragsters or Nascar), shooting guns but NOT hunting, fishing, camping, and last but not least Drinking!!

I'd like to meet:

....with all my friends at once for the biggest drunkenest ho-down EVER! Goat and costume optional, of course. Illegal fireworks required for entry. And any donation of old-school roller skates (benefitting the Fun Feet For Farm Animals Foundation) would be greatly appreciated. Other than that, anyone who acts like a crackhead but without the actual crack usage.

Music:

AC/DC!!!, Metal, Classic Rock, Drum-N-Bass, and House

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bio-Dome, Billy Maddison, Super Troopers, & Freddy Got Fingered

Television:

Cheaters, The Simpsons, Dog the Bounty Hunter, & The Office

Books:

I ain't gawt no learnin

Heroes:

Tom Green, Adam Sandler, & Will Farrell