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Art Nouveau Robot

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About Me

It's normal to you, because you're weird.

When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours
"Don't question why she needs to be so free/ She'll tell you its the only way to be""There's never any such thing as Death, because there's such things as Dreams" "My growl makes an earthquake blush and the thunder ashamed of itself."
Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted!
"...We know how to kiss. We perform oral sex as a matter of course. We fuck like angels - and they never knew dry humping could be so much fun. Lesbianism is the delight of endless foreplay, foreplay with orgasms. Our skin is soft, just like theirs." -Susie Bright
I love making colour combinations Out of vintage fabric & components. I also love other things.
I enjoy wearing clothes that are too small and blush that's too red.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Suess
I recently learned that "Shorter shorts always win" and will be altering my wardrobe accordingly.
Oy!!! Check out our Etsy Shop!!
Etsy: Your place to buy & sell all things handmade
CrimsonEtClover.etsy.com
I found this layout design on PureLayouts.com - check out their MySpace Layouts .
"now nothing looks better than gold pair of pants skin-tight fabric with enough room to dance!."
We are making music videos for bands. Ben has a fancy degree in cinematography, along with a fancy 24p. So you should contact us about doing a music video for you.
Here is a video that we made a few years ago for our friend Becca's band "D.A.R.Y.L."
Our No On Prop 4 PSA (winner noonprop4.org youtube contest)
Starring Tessla Bartley with makeup by Paisley Freed
Uni and Her Ukelele - I'm On My Way (high quality) from Cherub Freed on Vimeo .
I'm afraid of cancer, aids, sharks, death, and a serpent-like creature with George Washington's face that lives on the side of my house. You usually can't see him, but if you turn your back to that part of the yard for too long....well, I'm not sure what will happen because I don't turn my back to that part of the yard.
~Biosexual~ I think I'm biosexual. Flowers turn me on. I have eco-erotic thoughts. The liquid trickle of the stream-flow lapping over the rocks makes my juices flow. My loins are moist soil. My nipples respond to the tiny cupped lips of flower petals. And a flower is really nothing but spread-open botanical labia- love-lips smiling at the world. A flower is a sexual invitation insect pollination. Trans-species sexuality is what makes your garden grow. Soft green moss on the velvet loveseat of a fallen tree trunk seduces my skin with the promise of sweet sensation. Delicate blue and purple wild flowers entice me like little faerie poems printed on flower vellum, and in the center of each one, five tiny secret hearts like a cluster of elfin candy valentines within the flower vulva, protected by luscious flower lips. Some blossoms closed, some shamelessly spread open. My own juices begin to trickle, my own labia swelling with desire as I write this. And when I timidly stroke the deep green velveteen of the outer flower cover it feels like I'm rubbing skin on teensy-tiny bad-girl buns encased in eensy-weensie velvet panties and I feel the tingle of desire squirt through all my inner folds like I haven't felt from an erotic encounter with nature since those apple blossoms seduced me down in Santa Cruzwith their ripening adolescent bud-breasts and flouncy petal skirts of pink and white chiffon; Am I a botano-phile? A pan-sexual? Or just a moist pink mammal sniffing all the painted perfumed floral floozies flirting well outside my species, lusting after my long-forbidden sisters hungry to embrace this whole green planet unable not to taste the nectar of love where ever it finds me. La Tigeresa MoThEr ToUnGe
I edited my profile with this here thang !


Lola: for Paisley and Daddy

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Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood That's so cool Jesus was so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead He rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean, that's so cool Jesus was way coolNo wonder there are so many Christians~King Missile
artist-types, people who create, who read for pleasure, who don't just watch films for leisure, who like rats and cats and bats, who can handle glitter or depression * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

My Blog

Just watched an AMAZING gay holocaust film, "Bent"

Starring Clive Owen, it was as hot as it was horrifying, and i can't recommend it enough!The gay club in Berlin with Mick Jagger performing in drag is too beautiful for words - my heart ached with wa...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:34:00 GMT

I love Dr. Suess. He makes me so very happy!

This fabulous list of Suessian Greatness was stolen from the lovely and talented Zezerk. It makes me glow.A perso..n's a perso..n, no matte..r how small...-- Dr.SeussAnd the Grinc..h, with his Grinc.....
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:33:00 GMT

The end of an era: Goodbye Cat, Goodbye Rat

Spookyman, of the blackest red fur and the yellow eyes and the cancerous tongue went to sleep today.  A few hours earlier, his adopted brother, Max, the Last rat I Will ever Own died as well.No more s...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:08:00 GMT

Farenheight 451 has become a reality: No More Libraries

for children under Twelve! You know, because ten year olds love to chew on those dangerous, lead-filled books!Thanks, CPSIA!http://www.wo.ala.org/districtdispatch/?p=1573
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:30:00 GMT

Marlon Brando is hot?! And Elia Kazan is AWESOME!

Yeah... surprisingly enough, he was pretty sexy in A Streetcar Named Desire! I'm a nerd, so all I ever knew of  him was a nasty old heavy breathing monstrosity... (yes, a good actor, but a monstrosity...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:58:00 GMT

Ive been blogged about!

So here is a blog about it! Cool girls seem to dig B*earWarmers, so here are links to their sites. You should read them. Obviously they have good taste!(Since myspace is lame, you must copy and paste ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 11:31:00 GMT

movies

Feeling like shit with my period of DOOM, so I'm going to snuggle down with Klaus and crochet and watch Dead Alive, one of my fav old movies.Two slightly more classy and beautiful films I fell in love...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:52:00 GMT

Insane new law passed affecting crafters part two

I really like toys and handmade things in general. I believe that the exploding market of handmade goods is a sign that my naive, hippy-commune, post John Titor dreamworld could actually exist some da...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:40:00 GMT

Handmade toys and children's clothes will soon be ILLEGAL

I'm fucking serious, guys. A law has been passed that will essentially make what many of us do - create cute things to sell in our spare time - punishable by fines up to 100,000$ and jail time.The law...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:20:00 GMT

And you thought having a dead rat and a cancer cat was bad...

So god was reading my blog recently, and he happened to notice how sad I was about my ratty Nevi dying, and my old black cat Spooky being diagnosed with tongue cancer, so he said "HA! That's NOTHING!"...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:19:00 GMT