LauraDanielle - ProfilesArchive

About Me

We're basically awesome. Danielle has had a very interesting life. It all started out at age 4,when she first started drinking. She'd wine, she'd dine, she met some very important people this way. Everything was going fine until she turned 5 and offended Howie Mandel. She asked him who the hell he was, not realizing that he was associated with Bobby's World. Howie threw a fit and killed her cat, Freddie, after slicing off his ears. Well, he waited a long time to kill Freddie, but it happened nonetheless. Danielle has since been blacklisted from any dinner parties with important people, and her life has never been the same. Her life's dream is to cut off the faces of celebrities and pretend to be them, like Hannibal did to that one guard in Silence of the Lambs. So far she's done a good job, passing off as Jon Luvitz, every member of ABBA, and even Ray Romano (her personal favorite). Basically, don't get in her way, and don't ask her about ABBA. PEACE!Laura's story is short and sweet. She is a sexy whore, she was born a whore she will die a whore(probably sooner than later)and only her crabs will mourn her.

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My Interests

Friends. All 10 seasons. And Friends Scene It. And Disney Scene It. And Trivial Pursuit. And wherever else the wind takes us.

I'd like to meet:

Wow David obviously your talents are not limited to playing Mitch on Baywatch. We are more than impressed.

Music:

Die Don Romero!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Anything with Ben Stiller. Little Miss Sunshine SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Friends, ANTM, Project Runway, American Idol. Deal or No Deal . Lost (sorry to all of you Boone lovers, when that little bitch women died, i, danielle, celebrated)fo sho. Laura's favorite TV show is how to cope with being a woman in a man's body.

Books:

Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!Danielle likes the dirty versions of Harry Potter that you can find on internet pay-sites. She's sick.

Heroes:

Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The whole cast of friends (especially Phoebe). Most of all Richard Simmons, the best person ever! Danielle is also in love with both Grissom and Horatio, wanting to have both of their babies at the same time.