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Mr. Bartender

When He Pours....He Reigns

About Me

I'm Kris, I'm a bartender. When I'm not working I like to do whatever sounds fun. Most of my days are taken up working, but most of my friends stop in to the bar so its not so bad. I have the best girlfriend I could ask for. Pretty laid back Dude.
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When you drink, you're serious about getting drunk! You'll take any shot that's offered up to you... Even if it tastes like sock sweat! And you're never afraid of eating the worm. What alcoholic drink are you?
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A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?

My Interests

I like to play poker, golf, bartending for friends when we have parties, and Muscle Cars.Ninja Dance Party
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kris
Birthday: June 5th 1984
Birthplace: Roy, Washington
Current Location: Tacoma
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color : Blonde
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed : Right Handed
Your Heritage: I'm A Kracker!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hooray For Sandals.......HOORAY!
Your Weakness: I guess I would have to say that I am a Perfectionist
Your Fears: Not being happy in my life
Your Perfect Pizza: Super Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting my Bartenders Liscense, and Moving to the Virgin Islands to Bartend there
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WOOT, Hooray, and Later Dude
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck It!
Your Best Physical Feature: Most people tell me my Eyes, Smile, and Calves
Your Bedtime: Whenever I want!
Your Most Missed Memory: Partying with all my good friends at my house and apartment
Pepsi or Coke: Fuck that.....Coors! SILVER BULLET!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Teriyaki, Chinese, Thai, Itilian, Mexican, and pratty much anything else that isnt Burgers and Fries
Single or Group Dates: Any, its fun being alone, and its fun being with a group of friends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON BABY!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffe
Do you Smoke: Sadly Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck no............Well yea lots.
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure
Do you want to go to College: Yea Bartending College
Do you want to get Married: Not for a while
Do you belive in yourself: Hell Yea
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes I Do....You wanna make fun of me for that go right ahead cause I really could care less
Are you a Health Freak: The fact that I Smoke and Drink, probably not
Do you get along with your Parents: Hell Yea they are the coolest people I know
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea
Do you play an Instrument: Used to play the trumpet......Does the Air Guitar count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yea.....Ohhh Yea Lots
In the past month have you Smoked: Yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No........Swear......Shhhhhhhhh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yea Been There Done That, got some pretty good blackmail pictures out there somewhere
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Like a champ. If I know I'm gonna die, I'm gonna jump out of an airplane without a parachute
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fighter Pilot, or a Bartender...Dont have the eyesight for a Pilot so I'm working on the Bartender part
What country would you most like to Visit: Australlia or New Zealand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette/Blonde/Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Whatever
Weight: Whatever
Best Clothing Style: Dosent really matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: Well Weed, Shrooms, and Ecstacy are the ones I took, No hardcore drugs like Coke
Number of CDs I own: I dont care....as long as you have some Pink Floyd, or Bon Jovi were cool
Number of Piercings: Just no Nose rings
Number of Tattoos: Dosent matter, Tatoos are sexy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try not to regret anything

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I'd like to meet:

I want to meet anyone that likes to have themselves a good time...

Music:

Its all about Poppin that colla, Robots, and Sneakers..... Can you dig it...Can ya dig it?

Movies:

Cocktail, Top Gun, Boondock Saints... Way too many to list

Television:

All I got to say is this: Thank God for Tivo

Books:

The only books I read are Cocktail Recipe Books

Heroes:

Brian Flannagan..(thats Tom Cruse in Cocktail for those of you who dont know)

My Blog

Who's The Fucker?

Ok Who's The Fucker that tagged my car on Valentines Day? Judging by the hand writing I would have to say Bret, but the phrase Happy V-Day Bro.....This tells me that it was either Bret or Kiel. I wo...
Posted by Mr. Bartender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To My Good Friend KayDub

Dear KayDub, You probably read this before, but i cant say this enough man. You were one of the greatest friends that a guy like me could ever have man. You left me with so many good memories,...
Posted by Mr. Bartender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Great Party

Went to a great party over at my friends house the other night. Got drunk, played poker, danced around for a while, then everyone there told me to start stripping. Naturally i did as i was told, unt...
Posted by Mr. Bartender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Sonicares!

So we're shipping out a new line of sonicare toothbrushes. They're called the Onyx, they have a place in the handle for a toothpaste packet, and theres a button that you press to pump toothpaste up t...
Posted by Mr. Bartender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2005 POHC Holiday Party

Recently, there was a holiday party for the POHC Warehouse (which is where i work at Philips Oral Health Care). It was professionally catered, and had OPEN BAR! The party was held at Club Premier in...
Posted by Mr. Bartender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

House Party

My parents left me to watch over the house last weekend. All my friends out there know that when i have house duty, it turns into house party. It was a pretty fun weekend, i got totally hammered fri...
Posted by Mr. Bartender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST