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About Me

I am a Beeb. I am a wife! And I am probably the happiest I have ever been. I enjoy long walks in the ghetto, and coming home to my tree lined street... I have the absolute COOLEST friends ever, the Beebs. (don't ask, I probably won't tell you what a Beeb is) My dogs, two beautiful boxers are super cute and SO awesome...I think I might love them more than some actual human friends I have (not the Beebs though...no way jose). I have a wonderful husband who is not only very hot but very smart (almost too smart...hmmm) and we live in a white(ish) house with our two kids, Memphis and Annie. Ok, they aren't actual children, but boxers, who we spoil to the point of no return, nad who misbehave regulary, much like children do

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My Interests

Well, like I said, I like long walks in the ghetto and sitting around drinking wine and playing board games with my friends....I like to watch movies and TV...I especially love laying around with Lee and watching TV on the couch with our dogs (sorry, go ahead and gag) Ummm, let's see.......oh yes, TOUCHDOWN MOTHAFUCKIN BROWNS. I love to play with my dogs Memphis and Annie, and I love my Beebs more than I love cigarettes. (Which I don't smoke anymore) And if you know me at all....
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I'd like to meet:

decent people. my mom's dad. smokers preferred. ..

Music:

I like it all. Yeah, pretty much all music.

Movies:

uh-HUGE fan of the Harry Potter movies in a way that I'm not entirely sure is very healthy, but oh well. Saved, Eurotrip, Garden State, Gone in 60 Seconds, WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER, The Royal Tennenbaums, Rounders, The Italian Job, the Dark Crystal, Wedding Crashers, Old School, GRANDMA's BOY!

Television:

Family Guy!!! Flight of the Conchords, Weeds, Desperate Housewives, The Unit, CSI, Big Love, Heroes, Top Chef Medium....Golden Girls.

Books:

The Harry Potter Series (which as of today i have read and reread a total of 7 times.) pretty much anything by Patricia Cornwell The Time Traveler's Wife Angels and Demons, the DaVinci Code The 5 People You Meet In Heaven....interesting book, not as much of a tearjerker as I thought, though Anything by David Sedaris I really like to read, so please, if you have read any good books lately, let me know! I'm always looking for a new one!

Heroes:

my family, my Beebs, my Lee-roy, and all of our men and women overseas!

My Blog

pneumonia can blow me.

Friends and lovahs. I have pneumonia again. For those of you who are counting, this is bout number 3. It fucking sucks, and i am an enormous bitch because I am so uncomfortable. ...
Posted by Elissa on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:51:00 PST

i have PNEUMONIA!

Friends, I have pleurisy and pneumonia. I have not seen anyone in something like two weeks, and I miss the bejesus out of most of you. just kidding, all of you! I actually miss the b...
Posted by Elissa on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:25:00 PST

HARRY POTTER (no spoilers here)

Has anybody else finished the book, I am DYING to talk to someone about it!!!!
Posted by Elissa on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:57:00 PST

are you fucking kidding me?

So, as most of you probably know, Don Imus has been fired for making racist, sexist remarks about the women's basketball team at Rutgers. I for one, think it is a crime. And before you jud...
Posted by Elissa on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:25:00 PST

Babies!

These days it seems like babies are everywhere! Commercials, movies, and most importantly, MY FRIENDS BELLIES! I have been having a desperately hard time conveying to all those pregnant an...
Posted by Elissa on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

the Honeymoon's over...

Well, kids, reality has set in, Lee and I are home from Jamaica...and it was fucking awesome! I will post pictures one of these days, but for now, let me just say I love you all so dearly, I hop...
Posted by Elissa on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST

Bachlorette Party Pics

Yippee ki-aye aye aye! I posted new pics from the bachlorette party, I am still trying to post the rest, some were too big so i had to resize them...enjoy bitches! EP
Posted by Elissa on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 08:29:00 PST

stupid assholes....

I am furious right now...to the point of calling my best friend who is only in town for a questionable amount of time, and cancelling our evening plans....THAT pissed off. My bank last wee...
Posted by Elissa on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:04:00 PST

Well, it finally happened....

...Lee and I are engaged! I think this qualifies as making me the happiest I have ever been in my whole life, as I have the best group of friends ever, and the greatest guy in the world, and two...
Posted by Elissa on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:58:00 PST

out of the ghettooooo

Well, it is official, I no longer live in the ghetto. I now live on a lovely tree-lined street where I no longer feel the need to run from my house to my car at night, or vice versa. And m...
Posted by Elissa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST