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Clare

Look, Charlie! It's a magical lioplurodon!

About Me

My name is Clare. I do not eat animals. I have really big dreams and plans, and intend to follow through with all of them. I like playing in the rain; it makes me feel like a little kid again. I love to speak and be spoken to. A hug can make my entire day, hopefully yours too. I give them out for free; just ask. Take care of the earth, since it's the only one we have. I am afraid of lemons, have a ridiculous collection of belts and scarves, and drink tea like there's no tomorrow. My friends are the most amazing people I know, and I love them to death.

My Interests

Life.

I'd like to meet:

People. cool people. musical/theatrical/artistic people. chatty people. friendly people. people on a stick. people who look weird. people who don't look weird. I like weird people.

Music:

music=love

Movies:

Netflix is my newest obsession. :D V for Vendetta Finding Neverland Lord of the Rings Star Wars (the originals) Spiderman 1, 2, 3. Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2, 3. Big Fish Finding Nemo Monsters, Inc. The Virgin Suicides Any old Disney movie Anything from Tim Burton Anything with Johnny Depp Airplane Home Alone (1 and 2. Just the ones with Macaulay Culkin :) ) The Parent Trap Napoleon Dynamite Dear Frankie Everything is Illuminated Pay It Forward Thank You For Smoking Anything Monty Python Mirrormask Howl's Moving Castle The Absent-Minded Professor Forrest Gump National Treasure The Day After Tomorrow Date Movie The Godfather (the 2nd film is the best!) Dorm Daze Prem Geet 300

Television:

Food Network. Project Runway. Dirty Jobs. Will & Grace. I Love Lucy.

Books:

Anasi Boys The Lord of the Rings Harry Potter The Diary of Anne Frank The Witch of Blackbird Pond The Hobbit Chew On This The Sandman (it's a series of graphic novels.) 1602: A New World Going Postal Heart-Shaped Box BBT Magazine Hamlet Romeo & Juliet Beowulf The Adventures of Tom Sawyer National Geographic Magazine. Anything by Edgar Allan Poe, Neil Gaimen, or Mark Twain. God in the Machine Trolls Under Bridges Eating Gods Alice in Wonderland The Phantom Tollbooth French and American Vogue Fatland The Ethics of What We Eat Shopping for God The Biography of Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel

Heroes:

anyone who lives selflessly, laughs shamelessly, and loves unconditionally.

My Blog

God in the Machine

It's my brother's online serial. Not so good for eating, but delicious to read!   Here's the interview he recently did:  http://scifichick.com/?p=347...
Posted by Clare on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 10:49:00 PST

I feel good!

Mr. James Brown, who died this morning, due to heart failure. [quote]ATLANTA - James Brown, the dynamic, pompadoured "Godfather of Soul," whose rasping vocals and revolutionary rhythms made him a gian...
Posted by Clare on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

She deserved her own....

My pet gerbil, rosie, passed away last night after a long gerbil life of twe-and-a-half years.     RIP....
Posted by Clare on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

No monkey brains for me, I'm a vegetarian.

2500 Brooklyners today. Ewwwww. They're sorta awful.   Okay, so I bought this 8-hour lipstick in red yesterday. I put some on the back of my hand to test it lastingness (it's a word now.) and see...
Posted by Clare on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:59:00 PST

Triskaidekaphobia

Happy Friday the 13th! Improv class tonight...w00t! *sigh* I wish I was funny. :P   My mom's birthday was yesterday. Go her. we're taking her out tonight.   Gotsa go.......
Posted by Clare on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:16:00 PST

Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?

I've been thinking a lot about death lately. I know, morbid-ish. but, really, it's such a mystery, isn't it? I mean, everything else in this world has an expert. Whether it's molecular biology, or how...
Posted by Clare on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:35:00 PST

I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

See my beautiful new layout!? Isn't it fantastic! I finally got off my lazy butt and redid everything. I haven't done HTML/CSS for....forever. :P Took a while to get back into it.
Posted by Clare on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:38:00 PST

You Are Smart.

I have something I'd like to share with you all....it's a little piece I wrote not to long ago. This, my friends, is the result of avoiding doing geometry: Of Sponges and Square Pants. An Ode to the P...
Posted by Clare on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:54:00 PST

Geckos should be seen and not heard.

Agent, here's our problem. The Oriental Ramen noodles are not vegetarian. The seasoning packet has beef extract in it. Your mission: to make the plain noodles go from blah to yay!     Agent ...
Posted by Clare on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:47:00 PST

Captain, we've met our match.

Okay, I got tow ork with mark today. Now, he's a really nice guy, fun to be around, and super tall (which is great because it meant that he had to do everything for me 'cause I can't reach half the sh...
Posted by Clare on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST