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The Republic of Finland

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm a proud but insecure nation, egalitarian, fiercely independent, and honest to a fault. I'm cautiously optimistic about the future, but I don't handle sudden success very well.

My Interests

Eurovision song contest, sauna, karaoke, tango, Moomintrolls, salt licorice (salmiakki), kicking serious ass on the ice, coffee, Nordic walking, self deprecation, alcoholism, Conan O'Brien, secretly envying Sweden, slightly less secretly hating Russia; shamefully puking over the nicer parts of Estonia, hiking in Lapland, grilling sausages, mobile phone product development; berry picking, aggressive deforestation of other countries; wife-carrying, picking mushrooms, overachieving, playing air-guitar, ice-fishing, swimming in lakes, quiet self-pity, and a shot of Koskenkorva vodka.

I'd like to meet:

Other realistic, small nations who are insecure about their long-term prospects but who nevertheless try to improve equality, tame globalization, and ensure a clean environment for all.Large nations who can respect sovereign autonomy without attaching strings to the deal are welcome to get in touch (hear that, NATO people?!).Santa Claus, Tarja Halonen, Veeti Kallio and Mr. Lordi need no appointment, of course!

Music:

Lordi, Laila Kinnunen, The Rasmus, The Crash, HIM, Fintelligens, Ultra Bra, Leningrad Cowboys, Olavi Virta, Bomfunk MCs, Niko Ahvonen, Nuspirit Helsinki, Pikku-G, Paula Koivuniemi, Neljä Ruusua, Jane, Five Corners, Anita Hirvonen, Urbaani Legenda, Taiska, Jari Sillanpää, Värttinä, Nylon Beat, Darude, Carola, Antti Tuisku, Nightwish, Karita Mattila, Redrama, Vicky Rosti, Janita, Jori Hulkkonen

Movies:

The Tough Ones, The Boom, Restless, Lovers and Leavers, Young Gods, Ambush, Little Sister, Deserted Houses Empty Gardens, anything by Aki Kaurismäki, not so much by Renny Harlin.

Television:

YLE1, YLE2, MTV Nordic, Extreme Duudsonit, Suomen Robinson, Isoveli, pornoa,

Books:

Devoted reader of the Helsingin Sanomat, Aku Ankka, Kuvalehti, Hymy, Iltalehti and Oho!.Sometimes pick up copies of Anna, Napakymppi, Hufvudstadsbladet Suosikki, or Hiidenkivi.And of course I flip through Uutislehti 100 before using it to pick up doggie poo poo or offering it to a drunk to use for bedding.Favorite books include Seven Brothers by Alexis Kivi, The Egyptian by Mika Waltari, Popular Music from Vittula by Mikael Niemi, and of course the Kalevala

Heroes:

Mr. Lordi, Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim, Linus Torvalds, Akseli Gallen-Kallela, Jussi, Urho Kekkonen, Tove Jansson, Paavo Nurmi, Jean Sibelius, Suomi-neito, Lars Levi Laestadius, Maiju Gebhard, Arto Saari, Armi Kuusela, Alvar Aalto, Adolf Erik Nordenskiöld, Mika Häkkinen, hymy-pojat, Minna Canth, Edvard Westermarck, Helene Schjerfbeck, Nils-Aslak Valkeapää, hockey players everywhere

My Blog

"A sexy Finn is one who answers the phone": GoogleTalk: Finland vs. America

Ever wondered what Google would say if it could talk? Wonder no more. Enter three or four words and Google will finish your thoughts by searching for what comes next after these words.  &n...
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST

Midsummerthings / Juhannuksen kesäasiaa

Happy Midsummer everyone... oh, I know the real Finns won't be at their computers for a couple of months yet. But for the rest of you, have a nice first weekend of summer! And I've updated my Top 8 f...
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST

So you want to hear what the Finnish language sounds like?

So many people are curious about Finnish that when I stumbled across Tenho Sauren's MySpace page, I had to write and recommend it to anyone interested in hearing what Finnish sounds like.Enjoy. Just d...
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:09:00 PST

You think *you* had a shi**y day

Americans love animals. The most e-mailed fotos from Yahoo are almost always animals... puppies, kissing parakeets, pregnant albino Siberian tigers. Less well known is the love Finns have for animals....
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:59:00 PST

Postcards from Helsinki

Ah, the real Helsinki...http://www.greetings.fiPostcards from the REAL Helsinki Pekka Niittyvirta got tired of the same monuments and churches - free cards available from shops and caf...
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 09:44:00 PST

Mr. Lordi assumes permanent leadership of Kekkoslovakia!

Kekkoslovakiahttp://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kekkoslovakia"If President Urho Kaleva Kekkonen did not exist, he would have to be invented" ~Kekkoslovakia's national motto Kekkoslovakia was a Nordic coun...
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:07:00 PST

Eurovision champions??? Onneksi olkoon, Lordi!!

I can't believe it. When we compete in the Eurovision song contest, we're just happy to make it into the finals. But to win the competition for the first time ever! As one of the countries that has pa...
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:48:00 PST

Where, when and how to go dancing in Finland

http://tanssi.org/en/intro.html"You do not have to speak Finnish to go to a dance in Finland. Not much talking is done during dancing anyway." (only during dancing though...)     &nb...
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:55:00 PST

Lisää Kaisaa / More Kaisas

My dear citizens and friends, Thank you for befriending your dear old Republic of Finland. Where else can you see such a lovely and talented collection of Kaisas? MySpace is better than Helsinki, whi...
Posted by The Republic of Finland on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:35:00 PST