Doctor Sovereign

I am Doctor Sovereign , scientist , liaison to the Venusians, and inventor of the worlds premiere piece of apparel , the super garment Victory Pants. I hold degrees in physics, metaphysics, astrophysics, psychology, parapsychology, and fashion theory. One occurrence six years ago almost changed all that. I was killed. Responding to a invitation to appear on the talk show Fuug TV, hosted by the formidable and really hot, Fuug Lee, I was hoping for the opportunity to tell people about the impending Venusian invasion force , and sell some pants. All was well, until a fellow guest (whose name escapes me) and I began to squabble. When the climax of our bickering was reached, he produced a makeshift bludgeon and rendered upon me a beat down of mortal consequences. My skull, cerebellum, occipital and parietal lobes of my brain were turned into the consistency of poorly prepared pudding. The coup de grace came in the form of a poisoned dart, fired from a crotch mounted blowgun. I was pronounced dead at the scene. However, thanks to the brilliant alchemy of Professor Lennser Yarn, I was reborn. Utilizing a sample of my DNA , Professor Yarn created a homunculus of myself. I’ll spare you the details of my recreation and mind rejuvenation, but it did involve a great deal of grease, drooling, pissing oneself and thinking I was Counselor Deanna Troi. Aside from a few memory divergences, I ‘m feeling back to normal. I enjoy life and I also really enjoy my new Coitus Droid, 4-Pod, but my thoughts often roam to the identity of my assailant. I presume that is a question for the future to satisfy.