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Patient Zero

Except sometimes in California I have more fun.

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Member Since: 5/10/2006
Band Website: impatientzero.com
Band Members: Go Ahead (Vote Like a Fag)!I AM THE WAL*MART (live in New Orleans)

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Influences: Hot Karl; Dirty Mouth; Earl Can Bird; LD50; Wife Swap; The Grown Ups; Johnny Vocab & The Rockin' Sockdologers; Officer Downey, Jr.; Dr. Philth; T.C.B.Y.O.B.G.Y.N.; Daily Bic Meth; Charles Bukkake; Where's Waldo, Emerson, Lake & Palmer?; The Postmodern Lovers; Supernatural Disaster; Ass Aimee; Yuppie Breath; I Can't Believe It's Not Better; Analog Cabin; 3 Overeducated Asswipes & Their Overmedicated Drummer; The Pixies; Spilt Milkkk; One Of Us Sucks; Tom Petty Larceny; Playstation 2 Playstation; The Everly Hillbillies; The San Andreas Fault Jungle; Deine Kabul; Lesbian Factory; The Greg/Luke Anus; Franklin Delano Nothing; The Probable Cosmonauts; Christina Aguillera the Wrath of God; The Brain Seltzer Orchestra; Ayatollah Yusso; The Van Vliet Underground
Sounds Like: “The music is imitation minus innovation, and what it seems to be imitating is bad country sans irony or melody.” – Lisa Haviland, ANTI-GRAVITY magazine, May 2oo7 _________________________ “I liked the sound alright, but I don't think our clientele are ready for your lyrics.” – Brad, owner AXE & FIDDLE, Cottage Grove, OR, in an email explaining why the A&F will not book Patient Zero _________________________ “Continued listening is kind of like sitting next to the self-absorbed blabbermouth at a dinner party, the guy who doesn't recognize that his motor mouthing would be offensive if it weren't so banal.” – Lisa Haviland, ANTI-GRAVITY magazine, May 2oo7 _________________________ “… sounds like he's embarrassed by his own feelings.” – Robert Fontenot, OffBeat magazine, June 2oo7
Record Label: SubMental
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

PATIENT ZEROs FINAL REVIEW

By now I'm sure all of you are aware of the passing of our great friend Dean, aka Patient Zero. In the interest of keeping it short and sweet, I thought I'd post a link to what is apparently the final...
Posted by Patient Zero on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:03:00 PST

youtube

Hey-- here's some links.One is a concert clip of me @ el rio in SF taken by DeCoyGal.  One might also want to dcheck out her interview sweries REAL FACES.  There's lots of diverse interviews...
Posted by Patient Zero on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:32:00 PST

NOBODY LIKES A KNOW-IT-ALL & NOBODY WANTS TO SEE A GROAN-MAN CRY

NOBODY LIKES A KNOW-IT-ALL & NOBODY WANTS TO SEE A GROAN-MAN CRY   But if you want both, it's only $20/hr: Patient Zero plays private functions Patient Zero is available for all occasions:...
Posted by Patient Zero on Fri, 02 May 2008 08:12:00 PST

THE SEARCH FOR 1,ooo TRUE FANS

Folks, the link to the entire article is: http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2008/03/1000_true_fan s.php but here’s a copy&paste gyst: 1,000 True Fans..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:sch...
Posted by Patient Zero on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

THE SEARCH FOR 1,ooo COUCHES

Stay tuned for an upcoming blog about the search for 1,ooo true/quality fans.  I’m sure some of you know what I’m talking about. 1st things 1st: Anyone who wants to help the musician ...
Posted by Patient Zero on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:30:00 PST

NEW MAD-LIB FROM CARLY

To whom it may gut,By now you have made the sorry discovery that I am at the end of my napkin and I cannot kiss any longer. The kittens and the snails won’t beat and all the rest seems greasy a...
Posted by Patient Zero on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:31:00 PST

NEW MABLIB FROM JL

To whom it may pisses on,By now you have made the scabby discovery that I am at the end of my sphincter and I cannot flush any longer.  The Offbeat writers and the mongoloids won't suck and all t...
Posted by Patient Zero on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:12:00 PST

PATIENT ZERO PLAYS PRIVATE FUNCTIONS

Patient Zero plays private functions Patient Zero is available for all occasions: birthdays, bar/bat mitzvahs, weddings, protests, divorces, toy recalls, arraignments, funerals, riots, insurgencies...
Posted by Patient Zero on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:32:00 PST

ANOTHER PUBLIC APOLOGY (OR IS IT THE SAME ONE?)

Instead of writing a blog you can read here, I wish to direct any intersted parties to my comments to my own previous blog of NOV 30th.Eugene Weekly is not the stupidest magazine ever, I guess that is...
Posted by Patient Zero on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:09:00 PST

Ask a Musician! (another public apology!)

I must apologize to OffBeat, because apparently they aren't the stupidest magazine on earth. I don't care how many covers of Bleary they run, Eugene Weakly is by far stupider.  But maybe Eugene d...
Posted by Patient Zero on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST