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Jeff

I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.

About Me

Hey people, I'm Jeff Slater. I do stuff, mainly aimless driving, reading books and magazines. I write when I am inspired enough to reach for a pen. I'm smart, at least that is what they say. I am a slacker, so I pretty much sleep and talk to the people who sit behind me. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

My girl, soccer, hanging out with friends, and watching/making movies.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dylan so I could find out how he writes such good stuff, or maybe Ronaldhino so I could get some soccer tips.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant || 10%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||| 30%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

Korn, Marilyn Manson, NIN, System of a Down, Bob Dylan, Sublime, The Raconteurs/White Stripes, and Avenged Sevenfold.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, The Superman Series, Batman Begins, Road Trip, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, American Pie, and lots of others.

Television:

Smallville, Scrubs, and the Office, not much else.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Nothing's Sacred, Napalm and Silly Putty, and alot of others.

Heroes:

Superman, Dylan, Ronaldo, and my dad.

My Blog

Drugs

Is it better to feel naturally terrible, or medicinally spectacular? Drugs are drugs are drugs. Aspirin alters your state (slightly) just as acid alters your state (tragically). If you are staunch in ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST

The Puppy Or The Disease.

This is from a conversation I had with Marissa Wilcoz. It is a very odd question with no good answer to it.   [20:13] jeffslaterhas.. would you rather hate a puppy or love a terrible disease...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

ww3

I would just like to call this before it happens. This is only a theory, it is writing on the wall not blood over the doorway, so don't etch this in stone. Now without further delay (saying which...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:39:00 PST

Life

Life moves pretty fast, sometimes you gotta stop and look around or you might miss it.    --Ferris Bueller's Day Off   I've realized something; life is kind of short and trite, and...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:30:00 PST

A Series Of Unsettling Blogs: The Perfect System

Alot of people complain about our government, I am one of them. I feel that that perfect system can only exist through apathy. A world full, but not crowded, with people too lazy and too self-involved...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 29 May 2006 07:56:00 PST

A series of Unsettling Blogs: Creationism

It is due time to rid the modern world of old superstition, mainly the idea of creationism. How can we stand by while this ludacris, unfounded conjecture slips into our classrooms? I don't mean to sin...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 15 May 2006 05:51:00 PST

Public Schooling

One of my biggest pet peeves is the complete joke that is our public schools. How can the supposed leader of the free world be producing such scum? I am tired of living in a world where the stupid and...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:42:00 PST