Within the labs of the Mothership, water and carbon were injected into Male Humanoid mold 7-8-3-3-3-3-6 and heated to precisely 37 degrees Celsius. During its maturation period, the new organic life form was accidentally programmed to seek out the alkyl / hydroxyl compound C2-H5-OH. Activated on Earth calendar year 1978 AD, Life Form 7-8-3-3-3-3-6 was released on the continent North America, where it’s social interaction and etiquette programs were chemically bypassed. Due to mass consumption of C2-H5-OH, 7-8-3-3-3-3-6 created relationships with the native humanoid species of the planet Earth, but not for companionship or camaraderie amongst these noble yet strange creatures, but to consume more C2-H5-OH and to fornicate with the female Earthlings whose brains were also under the influence of C2-H5-OH. Commonly found in his new adopted habitat, commonly referred to as the "Watering Hole", 7-8-3-3-3-3-6 would grunt and whoop mating calls (as Earthing Males do), then broadcast through is drinking orifice the words, "I fxckin' need a fxckin' 'nother fxckin' beer fxcker" and promptly receive more C2-H5-OH in a clear container made of molten sand in exchange for strips of green paper. These green strips of paper were necessary to acquire C2-H5-OH as well as intercourse with (most) Human females. 7-8-3-3-3-3-6 then noticed that the vaginas of the female Humans would moisten themselves after seeing the male Humans on a raised platform while creating sonic disruptions in the air which was called "Music". 7-8-3-3-3-3-6 enjoyed moistened vaginas, so after applying complex mathematical algorithms he was pre-programed with, he decided to become a "Rapper"; a "Rapper" would receive more moistened vagina (and coincidentally more C2-H5-OH) that didn't require any green slips of paper than any of the other titles of a sonic disruptor. Still functioning, though at a lesser capacity, 7-8-3-3-3-3-6 can still be seen belching, screaming, performing and imbibing C2-H5-OH to this very day under the pseudonym "DIY". DIY also works under the moniker "The Hobbyist" and is also a member of illlitirit (hip-hop--w/ Matthew Lee Schooley), and La Trinity / Tree City Dread (reggae).
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