MITCH HEDBERG IS FUCKING DEAD! (it's a very sad day) |
On Wednesday, March 30th, a very funny man died. His name was/is Mitch Hedberg. We'd like to hold a moment of silence for him right now. (moment of silence) Thank you. And I know nobody else but ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Apr 2005 17:23:00 GMT |
I'm Drunk! (this is how i REALLY feel) |
HEY EVERYONE, FUCK YOU! OMG! you all are fucking assholes and i hate you all. blawb. you all are silly little fuck munkets and totaled my car last night! Hey man, let's break a fifty between us an...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Mar 2005 14:12:00 GMT |
Sorry, but your band sucks. |
Hey. Chris and I love music. I'm an ex-music major, and Chris...well, Chris likes to touch all the ladies.
But seriously, your band sucks. And I'm sorry, I know there are some talented bands out th...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jan 2005 02:37:00 GMT |
MY EMO POETRY! (by "Chris The Cryer") |
Hey, so yesterday, whilest my girlfriend, like, totally was ignoring me, and my mom was ragging on me do the dishes, I got completly mopey and depressed. And seriously, you guys, the only thing that ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jan 2005 11:19:00 GMT |
Chris's British Misadventures (Week One) |
Well, everything has been great so far. I ate a fish and a chip and didn't cross any streets for fear that I might have nothing "left" by the time I made it to the other side. England is actually a v...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jan 2005 13:02:00 GMT |
Apology |
Our apologies to the select group of people who somewhere in their HTML-infested profile state NOT to add them without sending them a message first.
Listen. We're two young, busy, successful guys -...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 18:42:00 GMT |
A Simple Matter |
Listen, I know most of you are simple people. You enjoy music, hanging out with your friends, and sleeping.
For some of you, the world as you know it consists of nothing more than the most simple t...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 14:17:00 GMT |
READ THIS if you like music |
Everybody likes music. A lot. You're not special.
Oh yeah, and just because you picked up a guitar at your friend's house and learned an E minor chord doesn't make you a guitar player. You're ruini...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 13:23:00 GMT |
