About Me

I'm a part-time philantropist and a full time alchemist. I frequently masticate and do my part to disestablish establishments. I eat dirt just to filter the gold flakes through my new set of Thompson's Teeth. Sometimes I make Play-Doh hats. I get my real pleasures from squishing things. I read a book one time. I used to cheat in English class by copying from the spanish kids. I lost all 3 of my legs in Vietnam. I hit 5 homeruns in the world series of poker. I'm a 7-foot tall midget who is fluent in Russianese. I wear chaps all day long. I make sure my T-shirts are 3 sizes too small. Pink is my favorite color. I shot the Easter bunny. White guys pick on me for being too white. The southerners call me "Corn Bread". The northerners call me Snowflake. I love me some me. I'll tell my dad on you. am i there yet? I do Hate walks so the peace walkers have something to do. I was Nelson Mandella's cell-mate. i weigh 9 grams. I once grew a 17 lb. cabbage head. I swallow watermelon seeds. i haven't showered in 26 years. I make prank phone calls to Mike Tyson. I passed the 6th grade, barely. I'm really from the year 4008. I own a tank. I peed in Micheal Moore's mailbox. I once ate 46 apples in 5 seconds. I'm the inspiration for the show "Heroes". I beat Shaq in a game of 21. I taught OJ how to write a book. I'm a jedi. I am what i am and that's all that i am, i'm popeye the sailor man. I eat pieces of cereal like you for breakfast. I'm an accomplished composer. I'm the worlds best freestyle rapper. I'm telekinetic. I'm also magnetic. Silly rabbit, Trix are for me. I'm a gajillionaire. The original Duke's of Hazzard featured me. I'm a TRUE asshole.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

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Movies:

Wedding Date!! (That's something I would do) Dazed and Confused (For those who know my stories...lol) Wedding Crasher's Glory Road---Must See 4 sure!!

Television:

Will and Grace, 8th and Ocean, Real World....I like all the MTV shows. My favorite show on tv is World Series of Poker...all reruns

Books:

.:VIRGO:.Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness

Heroes:

My parents, they have taken very good care of us and I hope to one day be just like them! I am the way I am because of them!!

My Blog

La. Friends--borrowed this from ashley

OTHER FRIENDS VS LOUISIANA FRIENDSOTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for foodLOUISIANA FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.LOUISIANA FRIENDS: Call your parents ...
Posted by *KAciE RoCKz* on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:34:00 PST

I'm finito with uno mas!!

Well I did it!! Time to go Boo!! So sorry!! Don't hate on us ritch biotches.....we can't help it we got it! That is just the way Jesus' wanted it to be...... For those of you broke a$$ people (y...
Posted by *KAciE RoCKz* on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST

Thank Goodness it's Monday!!

Oh Snap!! Got the day off to due too the rain we got yesterday. Well if you need to find me I am going to tan, gigi's and shopping. Might as well get it all in since there is no more rain ...
Posted by *KAciE RoCKz* on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:28:00 PST