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Sharack

To Infinity and Beyond Gayness

About Me

They say if you gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters at some point you'd have yourself a novel. I was wondering if you gave a thousand monkeys a thousand sticks of dynamite how long would it take for them to make the city a more beautiful looking place. - Banksy

My Interests

Tennis, Table Tennis, Paddle Tennis, Beach Volleyball, Competition, Animation, Drawing, Painting, Art, Museums, Salvidor Dali, M.C. Escher, Jim Flora, Mary Blair,Picasso, Surrealism, Cubism, Dadaism, and anything else you can tack "ism" on, such as communism. Drinking good scotch... and drinking in general. Laughing and making people laugh. Growing my hair and facial hair in ways I have never done before. New York City, the best city in the world. If you have never been, you haven't lived.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet... girls that make kissy face smiles for every photo, people that hold their cell phones in their hand while they talk on their hands free head set, people that can't drive very well, people that only have pictures of themselves taken by themselves (preferably ones shot on a camera phone at a wierd angle) and anyone completely opposite of all of these.

Music:

Random listing: Biggie, Tupac, Eminem, Dre, Mobb Deep, the Roots, 311, Korn, Deftones, Beastie Boys, Sublime, Manu Chau, Bob Marley, Barrington Levy, Yanni, Yo Yo Ma, Interpol, Modest Mouse, Lauren Hill, NiN, Gabe Newman, Sasha and Digweed, Bjork, Portishead, Astrud Gilberto, Frank Sinatra... and so much more.

Movies:

Goodfellas, the Professional, Aladdin, Finding Nemo, all the classic Disney and PIXAR features, Amelie, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, American History X, Memento, North Shore,

Television:

Cartoons, sports and documentaries.

Books:

Dracula, Lamb, the Journeyer, Paradise Lost, Winning Table Tennis, Helter Skelter, Lord of the Rings, Potter, anything Art related.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad, Dave Smith, Walt Dohrn Jr., Syr Ivan, George Carlin

My Blog

Sorry for the Texteruption

With the greatness of technology comes the greatness of rudeness. A few weeks ago in a pretentious bar while in mid conversation with a random woman, her phone vibrates and within milliseconds, she i...
Posted by Sharack on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:22:00 PST

And That’s Why They Made Me Floor Warden

I wouldn't have chosen me either, but for some reason the safety department at DreamWorks thought that I would be a good choice for floor warden. What this means is that if there is a fire in my buil...
Posted by Sharack on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:02:00 PST

The "why" question of the day....

I think about this every time I come across someone's page and I always wonder... so I am just going to put it out there.Why do people set their profile pics to private but put up a hundred pics on th...
Posted by Sharack on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:04:00 PST

Thanks...

to my friends that don't return my phone calls.to my friends that don't return my texts.to my friends that don't email me back.to my friends that didn't show up to my art show.to my friends that are t...
Posted by Sharack on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

New Artwork Posted and Sold!

Hello friends and random viewers... I would just like to let you know that I have posted some new artwork. Take a look at: www.sharackula.blogspot.comif you have any comments or criticisms, please fe...
Posted by Sharack on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 07:19:00 PST

New York Pizza Can Only Be Found In...

New York! Stop putting up signs in your window advertising "New York Pizza." That is a blatant lie! Your crust is soft. There is not enough sauce. And the cheese isn't even cooked. What are you ...
Posted by Sharack on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:00:00 PST

Some Sketchbook Writing from the Past

Last week we bonded and grew close. This week there is only distance. I want to hold you again. I don't know why it has to be this way.How long do I have to wait in the dark? Why haven't you talke...
Posted by Sharack on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:34:00 PST

Unbiased News Reporting

George Carlin keeps it real.  This guy has been around forever, has lived through a lot of shit and always comes correct with the bullshit that goes on in our country and in our lives.  Here...
Posted by Sharack on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:27:00 PST

What isn't a compact car?

Well let's first discuss what a compact car is before we specify what it isn't. The great Wikipedia has defined it in lengthy terms, but I will summarize it here... Compact car is a largely North Ame...
Posted by Sharack on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

Home

03.28.2007I just returned from another trip back to New York City. Like always, I did not want to come back. On my last day, as I took a cab ride from the Upper West Side back down to Gabe's apartme...
Posted by Sharack on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 02:14:00 PST