--------------------------------------------------------- !!!!LADIES PLEASE READ FOR THE SAKE OF NICE GUYS!!!!!! Ok, I've heard WAY too many chicks say they don't see anymore "nice" guys for me to just stay quiet any further. If you’re a chick, do these before you read on: 1) Think of all the guys you’ve hooked up with. It doesn’t matter if it was 2, 20, or 200. Just try and remember them. (I know it’s tough to remember... especially if you've met Electra at a party with me...). 2) Remember the attitudes of the ones you've hooked up with (again, the ones you can remember, don't hurt yourself) 3) How many of them were nice guys? (ex: "just friends", the guy who actually smiles when you say hi, the guy who tries to make you feel better when your down, the poor bastard you call to complain about your relationship, the guy who loans you his jacket when your cold, etc...) 4) How many were assholes and dickheads? (Ex: if you don’t know you’re a FUCKING idiot) Now, some of you may not get my point... but for the rest of the female population- YOU are making the nice guys disappear. Think about it. You all hook up with the assholes. Those nice guys that you want are next to you. The ones that are always there, waiting for you to hopefully realize them, and get nothing. All chicks seem to beg for the nice guy, whine about the "fact" that no guys are real, genuine, great guys, and bitch that they can’t find someone to call them beautiful instead of "hot"--Again, they find the nice guy in their lives, and bitch to him about all of it. -- He sits idly by, with genuine interest, and listens with ears wide open, and supports you through your "trial." And then he laughs with you as you tell him about the dick-head guy you hooked up with that same night. You tell him how happy you are to meet, what you perceive to be, a "nice" guy. He then offers you his shoulder to cry on again as you whine incessantly about how the dick-head broke up with you after you sucked his dick, or fucked him, or whatever you did. Eventually all nice guys realize their roles are fruitless. They realize they've taken the wrong route in a prize less attempt to get you. And they change. Put simply, each and every time you look over that nice guy, that YOU ALL know, you kill another "nice guy" candidate. Their numbers dwindle drastically as you all continue to hook-up with the dick, then bitch to the same listening, caring ear. Some nice guys hold on for dear desperation that they too may one day be able to catch your attention as something more than a friend. It is YOU who kill the nice guys. They do not just disappear out of thin air. No guy will change if he sees what he's doing is worth something. And if the nice guy were of higher value to the typical female then there would be no reason to change. But that will never happen, and you all know it. You all seem to love to think you can change a guy, and fail. Meanwhile, that nice guy changes right before your eyes as you watch blindly, leaving you bewildered as to where he’s gone, and why he changed. THIS is why none of you girls can find that dream nice guy that you all want. Look closer next time if you really want to get something more than a fuck and dump. ----------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: I always do this for you illiterate mother fuckers who don’t know what the fuck I just said. I don't condone chicks hooking up with assholes in any way. Hell, it’s what makes the world go round. And if you’re hot, I'll be an asshole. I'm just saying that I'm SICK AND TIRED of hearing chicks whine about the lack of nice guys in the world. It's your fault. End of story. from the pages of Cody West (god damn this is so fucking true)