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Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime.

Relax, turn around, and take my hand.

About Me

My name is Joe, I go to Dauphin County Votech, Im a Jr enrolled in Outdoor power equipment going into motorcycle repair this year. I hate havin my picture taken but ohhwell. Im everything cars, I love the smell of gas, burning rubber and going extrodinarly fast. I pretty much own a 1985 302 V8 Mustang that gets signed over to me when I turn 18, but Ive started work on it already, and its no were near done. Im a nice guy overall and am good at helping most people with their problems. I love making people underestimate me, I see more then you think. Im a good friend Ill be there when you need me to be. Im an extensive joker, but I know when to get searous and when to blow off authority. Im usually short sweet and to the point so dont be offended if I dont hold an entire conversation with you(especally on the phone, im horrible phone conversationest). I have my ups and down like everyone else, but dont be fooled im still me, and thats who I'll always be. I have changed before, and I like who I am, so that isnt going to change again.Im not materialistic, I enjoy the company of other people rather then an inaniment objects. I love spilling my feelings out in writings because im not very open when talking to a person face to face about personal problems I have.Simply put ill give you the world if youll give me a moment of your time.But hit me up anytime on aim, jman08x2x.Thanks -Joe
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 01/21/90
Color ? red+black
Food ? no pref.
Item of clothing ? boots
Meal of the day ? dont care
Feature on yourself ? hair
Quality in a guy/girl ? morals
Phrase ? theres alot of them
Song ? Pet- APC
Musical Artist/Band ? Megadeath
Sport ? Auto racing
Movie ? Constintean
TV Show ? Dont watch it
Radio Station ? 93.5
Type of Chocolate ? milk
Eye Color ? brown
Your Bedtime: when my eyes close
Your Most Missed Memory: my dad
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: dont care
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: lmao, yeah
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: hah, not really
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hahaha
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up:&..39; once
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: from time to time
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me
What country would you most like to Visit: what ever one i wind up in
In a Boy/Girl.. girl
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no
Cheat on someone you love ? no
Run away from home ? yes
Lie to your parents ? yes
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? only when I had to
Lie to your best friend ? yes
Give a homeless person money ? no, never met one
Run from the police ? no
Number of Piercings: 2 might get more
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: many
Be an exotic dancer ? hah no
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? yeah, didnt eat anything tho
Scuba dive ? no
Go rock climbing ? if the fake ones inside count, yeah
Go spulunking (caving) ? no
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? id rather not say
Bologna ? bologna?
Hott ? a nice car lol
Orange ? an orange
Real world ? fake shit
Fuck ? messed somthing up
Jack ? ass
Cucumber ? a vegtible
Hip-Hop ? lmao
Uniform ? military
UniCORN ! ? my mom (she collectsem)
Rainbow ? gay
Clown ? tyler lol j/p man
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My Interests

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What kind of muscle car are you?

1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!

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what type of car are you?

Muscle Car
you like it fast and loud and want everybody to know it. u have raw muscle under the hood

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What stereotypical car do you you drive?

Muscle Car
You like good old fashioned pavement shreading horsepower. Wings, Stickers and flashy lights do nothing for you. Its all about the power. Sure, looks are nice, but who cares, all they will be seeing is your tail lights anyway. You want a car that is going to be agressive and mean. While you may not feel the need to show it all the time, you want the confidence of being able to light up the tires and leave everyone else in the smoke. You are a strong minded person with a lot of self control. You dont need to be the center of attention all the time, but can drw it at the drop of a clutch.

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Music:

Sevendust, Shinedown, Creed, Fuel, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Live, Staind, Andrew WK, Godsmack, Aerosmith, System of a down, Trivium, As I Lay Dying, Pearl Jam, AC-DC, Lamb Of God, Evans Blue, Flyleaf, Avenged 7X, Disturbed, Buck Cherry, Megadeth, A Perfict Circle, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Nirvana, Mirvana, ETC.

Movies:

Point Brake, Constintine, Munich, Pirates of the Carriban 1 and 2, too many to list out.
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Television:

Powerblock, Military Channel, History Channel (sometimes), MTV 2, and whatevers on.

Books:

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Heroes:

Id have to say my dad, he was the best person ive ever known in my life, he showed outstanding generousity even in the face of people who wriped him off. He is my idle, and I try my hardest to live up to his name.
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My Blog

Welcom to the world

Chase Steven Born 11/13 9lbs 10oz Congradulations Steve and Liz, he is a beautiful baby.
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

Insanity

'Anger is the most impotent of passions. It effects nothing it goes about, and hurts the one who is possessed by it more than the one against whom it is directed.' All way, way too true. And ive reali...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

A new kind of Christmas Peom

It's a little early, but wanted to share...   A Different Christmas Poem   The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was ...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:52:00 PST

Plans

It seems like every day's the same and I'm left to discover on my own It seems like everything is gray and there's no color to behold They say it's over and I'm fine again, yeah Try to stay sober feel...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST

?

I dont get this, she acts like nothin ever happened between us. I for one cant stand her, having her in the same room with me offends my fucking senceabilites. Shes a liar, a cheater, and shes ugly. S...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:09:00 PST

Post Up Productions???

People that live down the street from me started this rap group called Post Up Productions. Well I get home from school and chill out for awhale and somone comes knocking at the door, no police tag at...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:30:00 PST

**edit**

Well shit looks like school starts tomorrow, good in a way cuz my summer has been less then boring. And bad in some ways cuz im not ready to deal with teachers and shit like that. My sis is startin hi...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:34:00 PST

Annihilation

From dehumanization to arms production,For the benefit of the nation or its destructionPower, power, the law of the land,Those living for death will die by their own hand,Life's no ordeal if you come ...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST

Falling into sleep

Dreams of earthquakesDreams of hurricanesDreams of pouring rainDreams of tidal waves...to wash us all awayDreams of guns blazedDreams of fire rageDreams of swollen gravesDreams of hollow painAll goneN...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST

Insomnia

I sware if its not that I dunno what it is, havent slept well the past few days, and I know Im gonna have a hard time sleeping tonigt, so screw sleep. Figured Id update somthing with the free time I h...
Posted by Even the Monalisa begins to fall apart sometime. on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:18:00 PST