Uzzie

I'm 24, I just made my third million .. want to share it with me? Okay lets see.. Tall, Dark, overhwelmingly stunning and handsome (mum tells me all the time!), energetic, overworked and underpaid. Althletc (three times national egg beans n toast eating championship winner), like to cook (beans n toast, toast n jam, eggs beans and toast .. ohh the variety! .. 2 minute noodles!), like to dance (like a retard, no offence to anyone who is one, although I probably make you look good so...), partay and take pills listening to repetetive music under the influece of games like pacman. Or maybe that is just all one big lie .. which it is .. the man, the myth, the mystery .. the fat lazy bastard claiming benefits whilst you go out to work .. driving around in his three wheeler reliant robin (with go faster stripes and flames!) .. yeah .. if only :( /me dreams lol (not of being on the dole lol .. although big up and respect to all you that are, £50 quid a week to sit on your backside & be a parasite to society - I envy you lots). If I were to bb bbuy mmaybe bbuy yoou a dd ddrink .. ww wwould yyou yoou would you touch it? Ww wwould you?? mmaybe? please? If you don't get it you have to watch Lee Mack @ The Apollo :o)