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bee nanners.

give me your answers, i really need to pass this class

About Me

I'm so psychedelic.
Hide your men,
women,
and children
because I am going to take them,
and I am going to
change
their
minds.

My Interests

Sharks and Zombies. Animals, sewing, and peat bogs. Anything Cotton Candy, or S'mores. Minneapolis, Minnesota. Cooking, Being Motherly, and color-sorting my wardrobe. Clothes, teaching myself html repeatedly through livejournal. Abusing substances, drawing, TeamDrink and MinuteBowl, Camping, whiskey drinking, bike riding, Sam and my cats are my friends forever, searching for my creativity, I lost it April '06, have you seen it? I shouldn't have smoked all that hash I suppose.

I'd like to meet:

I find that I'm really good friends with the animals. So I'd like to meet more animals.
Strong completely platonic female to open whiskey and shut windows.
haunted house go-ers.
open heads

Music:

Ani Difranco, Q and not U, Konono no.1, Bob Dylan, SoundSalvation, TheForce, The Paperchase, Meneguar, NWA, Eisley, Polar Ice, Outkast, Yes, Kanye West, DavidBowie, Spearhead(with franti), tora!tora!torrance!, YeahYeahYeahs, The Pixies, Bjork, Ten Grand, Milemarker, Brian Whitson and the Nightwolves, Spiritual Mansions, Low, Neutral Milk Hotel, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, Murder City Devils, The Beatles, Tom Waits, Ziggy Stardust, MusicBluesExcitement, Liars.
I listen to the radio 95% of the time. The other 5% I listen to mix cd's, or go to shows.

Movies:

Jaws, Sin City, Dawn of the Dead, House of the Dead, House of a Thousand Corpses, 28 Days Later, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Megalodon, Killer Klowns from outer space, Evil Dead 1, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness. Anything with zombies or sharks, really. Anything Wes Anderson directs, sixteen candles, Pans Labrynth, The Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Narnia, The last Mimzy,The Science of sleep, Tideland was the perfect movie.. Anything psychedelic. God i'm so fucking psychadelic

Television:

Antique Roadshow. Synchronized Swimming Nationals. I'm not kidding.
Scratch this. My televisions screen quit working in August, so now I listen to game shows and paint water colors. Cool, not.

Books:

1000 Facts About Sharks. Picture books. Norton Anthology of English Literature.

Heroes:

Ma and Pa.

My Blog

1. an act of entering; entrance.

  Friend: ..> 1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. ..> ..> 2. a person who gives assistance; patron; supporter: friends of the Boston Symphony. ..> .....
Posted by bee nanners. on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST

Itd be easier if butterflies flew out from my throat.

After losing my appetite, After not eating breakfast, or lunch, or finishing so much as an overpriced raspberry white mocha, With nothing in my stomach but butterflies Vomit still climbs its way ...
Posted by bee nanners. on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:57:00 PST

FREAK OUT

I fucking hate work, this is a bunch of god damned bullshit. You fucking cunt of a machine.  I can't fucking stay late today, i've got a bunch of bulllllllshit to do.  WHAT THE FUCK GODDDDDD...
Posted by bee nanners. on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 03:29:00 PST

Writing letters to things that can not read.

Today I am wearing a terrible outfit. Green skirt+burnt orange shirt+dirty purple suede belt+black tights+retard boots+no makeup+big bad hair= Brieann as David Hasselhoff  in "This is a Mess". Gu...
Posted by bee nanners. on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:44:00 PST

Things have a tendencey to break.

If you want me to leave you alone, (which i'm pretty sure you do at this point, and just can't figure out how to break it to me) then just leave me alone.  I get it, i'm not stupid.  I...
Posted by bee nanners. on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

"big deal"

If you don't smile with your real smile one more time and instead use the smile where you make your lips look really, really pouty one more time i'm cutting them and you off. Ok? I need to figure out...
Posted by bee nanners. on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST

bah?

I get french fries out of habit. I don't think I even really like french fries anymore unless i'm really drunk.  You were a waste of my time and money french fries.  Why can't you be more li...
Posted by bee nanners. on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:19:00 PST

I dont know where it came from and I dont know where its going.

C'mon child! Spititout! Spititout! Whatevers in that ugly head needs to come straight out that pretty mouth I just don't understand, Whats the fuss about? Your mind, it seems it's in a floo...
Posted by bee nanners. on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:08:00 PST

Snot.

Well, well, wellThis girl she is thethe ice queen babyyeah the ice queen girllet her one step closer and she'll, she'll freeze your world!She was left out in the cold too longis how the story goesand ...
Posted by bee nanners. on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 02:43:00 PST

woof woof.

My eyes are cloudy like a dog with catarax.  I hope I don't turn into a dog with catarax.
Posted by bee nanners. on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:09:00 PST