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El Steve O

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About Me

I'm a tall, skinny-ass motherfucker!!! Also I'm secretly an elite ninja trained under Master Pong.Holy shit! This makes my soul happy!So does this Ouch...I'm too damn sexy!Beer FTW!Medieval Man
Name: Stephen Parker
Birthdate: June 1st, 1987...The day hurricane season begins!
Birthplace: Charleston, SC
Current Location: Charleston
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 140 lb
Piercings: None that i know of
Tatoos: Hell no, needles are scary
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yep...love her to death
Overused Phraze: Any curse word you can think of and "man"
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza, hot dogs, and burgers
Candy: Skittles
Number: 7...lucky
Color: Green...also lucky
Animal: Dog...or maybe a parrot
Drink: Mr. Pibb
Alcohol Drink: Singapore Sling
Bagel: Um...the edible kind...I didnt really know there were that many types.
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: The whole damn thing
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Neither....they both suck!
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever I happen to pass out from exhaustion
Most Missed Memory: I have no idea...
Best phyiscal feature: Besides my foot long wang...my smile or so i've been told
First Thought Waking Up: I dont have any coherent thoughts until after an hour
Goal for this year: Survive...and get laid
Best Friends: Steve, Nick, Levi,...Peter if he would check his damn email
Weakness: Women...and video games
Fears: Women...and a 300 pound man in a thong *shudder*
Heritage: Mutt
Longest relationship: a month
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: No, but i'm working on it
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been beaten up: Yep
Ever beaten someone up: No, trying to is how I got beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: Yes...
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: Not in a while
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Dosn't really matter
Favorite Hair Color: Really dark or red
Short or Long: No preference
Height: Tall enough to kiss me without a step stool
Style: Lack of preferably...it would make us a better match
Looks or Personality: personality...you have no idea how hard it was to say that
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Naa, I like em clean
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny...
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: None
What country do you want to Visit: Australia
How do you want to Die: I want to bounce....
Been to the Mall Lately: Nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if the TV dosnt go out
Get along with your Parents: Sort of
Health Freak: I've been called "a walking heart attack"...you figure it out
Do you think your Attractive: not really
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
Want to go to College: Already there baby
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Nope
Shower Daily: For the most part
Been in Love: Yep
Do yo Sing: Badly
Want to get Married: Yeah
Do you want Children: Not really
Have your future kids names planned out: Megatron, thats it so far
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: As soon as freakin' possible
Hate anyone: Too many to name
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What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort.
You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.
For you, falling in love is all about flirting and feeling playful. You couldn't fall in love with someone who took life too seriously. Inside the Room of Your Soul


Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Carmen Electra, I mean, Elizabeth Hurley then Carmen Electra, Jacques "Cousto," Albert Einstein, Jimmy Buffett (he's my Buddha) and Robin Williams.

My Blog

I'm confused...very, very confused.

Okay...I know I screw up...alot...I mean ALOT.  Normally i can own up to my mistakes and I understand what it is i did and why exactly its a problem, but today I apparently screwed up bigtime...p...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:10:00 GMT

We, the people of America...have some REALLY fucked up priorities

Mwahahaa..new angry rant goodness for your eyes.  Okay..so I'm reading newsweek tonight...and I stumble upon an article on our noble marines in Iraq...okay..noble may be the wrong word.  See...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:03:00 GMT

Church of Aethiesm: Coming to a location near you!

Wow two rants in a week..nice..Well...today's starts with this story:  Apparently an aethiest was driving down a highway in southern California.  On a hilltop beside the road is a large cros...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 19:10:00 GMT

Divinchi dicks, why The Jeez would worry about organized religion, and why I worry about SC

Alrighty...super fun rant time!  So, first of all...WHY IN THE NAME OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ARE PEOPLE PROTESTING THE DIVINCHI CODE?!?!?!?!!  Okay...anyone of any intelligence could ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 17:22:00 GMT

Various retarded junk.

Its been a while since I've done one of these so i figured "what the hell?"Off-The-Wall Questions 1) When was the last time you went to the bathroom outside?:Umm...probably some time when i was home ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:05:00 GMT

Another stolen survey thinga majig.

1. Where were you when the ball dropped for 2006?    At my house...with a bottle of champagne 2. Where did you get the idea for your profile name?    I got to CofC and my na...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 14:58:00 GMT

50 random things

1. Your name spelled backwards? nehpets          ;           ;        ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 20:45:00 GMT