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Evan

I am here for Friends

About Me

This page was created just so I can say yes..... I have a flippin myspace profile! Now get off my sack! Feel like I just joined a cult. Anyways, scared to see what incriminating pictures my friends will force me to post on my site. For the record Dale Earnheart Jr sucks and I don't watch Nascar. You might recognize me from some of the underwear ads I used to model for. Don't mistake me for that guy that tried to fondle your breasts at the local pub.... I don't even drink.

My Interests

My interests include any and all sports, bullfighting, traveling, and occassionally walking a tab.

I'd like to meet:

A girl with a pulse. No hooves or facial hair please. No adam's apple either, seriously.

Music:

Can't really break out of the nineties rock. Like a little old school rap. Hate country and that fucking Jamaican guy that jumps into all these hip-hop songs. Oh yeah, Nickleback blows.

Movies:

To many to list. Hate typing

Television:

Can't afford one

Books:

Better have pictures.

Heroes:

My grandparents, rip. Better go ahead and include my parents.