George Carlin: Think for a moment about the concept of the flamethrower. Okay? The flamethrower. Because we have them. Well, *we* don't have them, the army has them. That's right. The army has all the flamethrowers. I'd say we're fucked if we have to go up against the army, wouldn't you? But we have flamethrowers. And what this indicates to me, it means that at some point, some person said to himself, "Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." Well, it might have ended right there, but he mentioned it to his friend. His friend who was good with tools. And about a month later, he was back. "Hey, quite a concept!" WHHOOOOOOOOSSHHH! And of course the army heard about it, and they came around. "We'd like to buy about five hundred-thousand of them please. We have some people we'd like to throw flame on. Give us five hundred thousand and paint them dark brown. We don't want anyone to see them."
The army now has all the flamethrowers AND Mike Simons. Haha nuts to the army!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Katherine "Kat" Doyle
Birthday: September 3, 1985
Birthplace: Summers Point New Jersey
Current Location: South Jersey rules why would I leave.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6"-5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: I'm freakin' Irish but also a liitle hungarian & some other things.
The Shoes You Wore Today: emus & berkinstock sandals
Your Weakness: my pets mostly but all animals really, also boneless buffalo wings mmmm
Your Fears: dying really young i got a lot I still want to see.
Your Perfect Pizza: don't usually go for a slice but i love new york pizza and januzzis in margate.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get back to school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't do IMs, don't have a working e-mail and almost never answer my phone. I've got no attention span for communicating to someone via electronics.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Usually "I don't wanna go to work."
Your Best Physical Feature: Pretty average girl but if I had to pick somethin I'd say my back. I know it's weird but I love it.
Your Bedtime: It's almost always still dark out when i go to sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: God, theres so many, just bein a kid was great. I'd do it all again if I could. Mostly I guess i miss when Andrea and Juliet still lived down the street and I could see them whenever I wanted.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsis better in a can, Coke in a bottle.
MacDonalds or Burger King: hate most fast food but do enjoy the burger king garden salad.
Single or Group Dates: If you just started seeing the guy single, I been with court so long now it doesn't matter well find alone time.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eww nestea's so gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: um i dont know depends i guess.
Cappuccino or Coffee: almost never drink coffee. but I could always go for a wawa french vanilla cappuccino
Do you Smoke: cigs never
Do you Swear: not usually but when I'm around my brother we both turn into sailors.
Do you Sing: not well but can't help it.
Do you Shower Daily: yeah, I've skipped it on really sick days i'm sure.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Finished one year three years ago I really want to go back just don't know what I want to do yet.
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time.
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I have something minty on a really long road trip, its weird.
Do you think you are Attractive: Didn't used to but now I know I'm alright.
Are you a Health Freak: No I love eating healthy and riding my bike but I don't do it enough.
Do you get along with your Parents: I'm like one of the luckiest people in the world my parents are the best.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em.
Do you play an Instrument: Piano and bass gitar and I'm good at pickin up on stuff. I should really play more though.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Haha past, present, til the day I die.
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes (what the hell does that matter?)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i don't have a death wish, that cream will kill you, doesn't stop me from eatin a handfull now and then though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: multiple times. if i was rich i'd live off the stuff.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but this comming month i will be. (DMM Awards Night.)
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no i would have froze, summers commin up though, we'll see.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ahh the countless nights i can only half remember.
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: na I'm irsh i do the beaten
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: so long as it's not burning or drownding or something like a car crash i'll be happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll get back to ya
Is your name Kyle Asselin:: ?no.....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't have one but i love my boyfriends eyes they're like blue/gray/green.
Favourite Hair Color: usually brown but i love long blond hair sometimes too.
Short or Long Hair: depends on the person
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesn't matter, heavier than me.
Best Clothing Style: whatever they like, don't like things that are clearly way too big
Number of Drugs I have taken: smoked pot before nothin else is worth tryin trust me. I've watch drugs take down some of the most amazing people I've ever known.
Number of CDs I own: haha i just recently developed an addiction its exponential at this point.
Number of Piercings: none not even ears
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: people say "i have no regrets" but that's bullshit you can't have done everything perfect. Their point is you shouldn't dwell on things and I agree but like i wish i kept in touch with more of my frineds and i really do regret lettin them slip away.
- or -jersey You Are 86% New Jersey!
Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
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My Demise
What crazy thing will be your demise?
A box of macaroni and cheese
... (why?)
Because it is cursed
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My Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Profile
Your Superhero Name is The Tomorrow Lantern
Your Superpower is Mathematics
Your Weakness is Stuttering
Your Weapon is Your Nuclear Shotgun
Your Mode of Transportation is Wings What's your Superhero Name?