1977 vs. 2007 |
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school and pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in the gun rack.
1977 - The vice principal comes over and looks at Jack 's shotgun. ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
Goodbye Old Friend |
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bure...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:07:00 GMT |
What Mom and Dad taught me |
1. My Mother & Father taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother & father taught me RELIGION. "You bet...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:44:00 GMT |
50 Rules For Women |
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:26:00 GMT |
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity |
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars, See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. &nb...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:28:00 GMT |
