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Letty

About Me

a little chunky but funky, yes dere is some mo bounce to the ounce going on up here. But its aiight tho 'cause chu could rest a 40 oz on dis ass right herre. Gurrrrl, you don't wanna know about me, okaaaaay. I be representin' that south side SJC, Seven Trees foo. What, WHUT??? And boy, please. Hella niggahs be wantin' to feel up on MY ASS.... Just kidding.... I am married, mother of 2 children, and work in public service. I am loud, love to laugh, and love to make people laugh. I am a joker, and a midnight toker. I am latina and native american w/the complexion of an Italian, the eyes of a filipina, and the ass/thighs of a ghetto princess (thoroughbred, according to my man). I never forget where I came from, because I still live in that damn ghetto. I keeps it real. Oh, and I am also a stifled artist caged in an IKEA cubicle.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No one really. But if you must, send me a message first to avoid auto-deletion.

My Blog

our new president, and something (unrelated) that scares me...

oh, it's been so long. I don't even know who, if anyone will read this. First off, lets give mad props for our president elect. If you didn't vote for him, then this aint for you. But if you did, enj...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:46:00 GMT

For the romantically impaired

Preface: First and foremost, what a man will never fully understand about women is that we have this cattiness that's inherently bred through our DNA.  By this I don't mean to imply that all wome...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:23:00 GMT

I AM CORNHOLIO!!!!! AAARRRRGGGGGHH!!!

Starbucks deals legal crank!!! 
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:59:00 GMT

another of the random list series

things that scare me.  But like, dumb-scary, not like ninjas-killing-my-family-scary: 10.  pubic hairs in restrooms.  Like even if its at a friends house, and then its like, "ILL. ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 20:38:00 GMT

For the local peeps: I got this in an email...

BAY AREA BARBIES   Santana Row Barbie This princess Barbie is only sold at brand new Santana Row. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV; a long-haired dog named Honey, ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:45:00 GMT

okay, a real blog this time

Actually authored by me in blog mode, an interview with myself:What's crackalacking, Ms. Loks?  It's been a while since our last interview, hasn't it?Me: What up, foo.  I guess.How has your ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 14:39:00 GMT

My face on the side of a milk carton (not my words)

Sorry bitches, but I been crazy busy.  I got a big ass research paper I been working on about the shitty health care that inmates in California State Prisons receive (no punchline).  But sin...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:57:00 GMT

thinking out loud... or out type, or whatever.

okay, by Tuesday I'm supposed to have read 3 essays, have an analysis written out of one of them, and then Thursday I need to have this big paper done on virtue and morality.  It would be so much...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:01:00 GMT

not a real blog...

I been out the loop for a minute 'cause my kid almost had a surgery, and then at the lastest minute it didn't happen.  In preparation for the almost-surgery, I was out of school for a week, and h...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:27:00 GMT

interpretations, anyone?

I stayed home sick from work today. I'm on the fence about going to school tonight or not.  Sleeping in late, I dreamt that I was at a KISS (lame' platform boots, not the burnout radio station) c...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:18:00 GMT