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Steve

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About Me

Hi. My names Steve and i was born and bred in Highworth near Swindon. I led an interesting childhood permeated with a fondness for football and a general lack of microwaveable Chateaubriand. At some point I got pubes and from then on my thought pattern revolved around the female anatomy, with the occasional bit of football thrown in for good measure. At 13 I was introduced to the game of field hockey and from then on that is what I loved playing, rather than football. Later on I did some exams called GCSE's or something, passed. Went to Cirencester College and spent the first year generally doing nothing with a lot of booze and joints put in the mix. Unsurprisisngly I didn't do to well and I decided to go for a completely different theme from a decidedly scientific first year, i went wordy. This turned out better and I ended up with average grades of 3 C's and a B. So now i'm at uni and loving it !! This story wouldn't be complete without a phrase that recently has brought smiles to childrens faces and tears to grown men's cheeks...... "would you like chilli sauce wiv dat?" (in a Borat accent)

My Interests

Too much !!! but mostly music, socialising, DJing, pro evo, hockey and raving

Music:

50 Cent, [Spunge], A, ACDC, Adam F, Afroman, Alex K, Andrew WK, Andy C, Arctic Monkeys, Armen van Helden, Armin van Buuren, Basement Jaxx, Bassheads, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Benny Benassi, Benni Page, Black Eyed Peas, Black Sabbath, Bloc Party, Bloodhound Gang, Bobby Brown, Bob Marley, Brothers in Rhythm, Bryan Adams, Bush, Capdown, Chumbawumba, Craig David, Creedence Clearwater Revival, David Gray, David Morales, Dead Prez, Degrees of Motion, Dire Straits, Dizzy Rascal, DJ Fresh, DJ Hype, DJ Rankin, DMX, D'N'B massive, Dr Dre, Drop Kick Murphys, Electric Six, Element 80, Eminem, Eric Morillo, Eric Prydz, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, Feeder, Ferry Corsten, Foo Fighters, FPI Project, Garbage, GLC, Global Deejays, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Graveltrap, Happy Clappers, Har Mar Superstar, Ian van Dahl, Iio, Jakatta, James Brown, Jamiroquai, Jay-Z, Jenna G, John B, John Legend, Jimi Polo, Jimmy Eat World, Kaiser Chiefs, Kano, Kanye West, Kasabian, Kelis, Kernkraft 400, Led Zep, Less than Jake, Lil' Jon, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lisa Moris, Livin Joy, Logistics, Ludacris, Mampi Swift, Marco V, MC Hammer, Michael Jackson, Micky Finn, Missy Elliot, Mix Factory, Moloko, Monster Magnet, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Mount Rushmore, Mustard Plug, N.E.R.D, New Found Glory, N-Joi, Nightcrawlers, NWA, Ocean Colour Scene, Olive, Operation Ivy, Paul Anka, Paul Oakenfold, Paul van Dyk, Paradise, Pendulum, Prodigy, Propellor Heads, Pulse, QOTSA, Queen, Rahzel, RATM, Rancid, Ray Charles, RHCP, Reel Big Fish, Roger Sanchez, Roykksopp, Rozalla, Rui da Silva, Sasha, Scratch Perverts, Sex Pistols, Skibadee, Small Faces, Snoop Dogg, Stretch, Studio B, Sub Focus, Sunblock, Tall Paul, T-Rex, TC, Tenacious D, The Chemical Brothers, The Darkness, The Distillers, The Hives, The Offspring, The Police, The Who, Tiesto, Tomcraft, Travis, Ultrabeat, Ultra Nate, Underworld, Uniting Nations, Voodoo & Serano, Will Smith, Xzibit, Ying Yang Twins, Young Heart Attacks

Movies:

Gladiator, Saving Private Ryan, Ace Ventura, The Matrix, Goal, Green St, Football Factory, Bad Boys, Gone in 60 seconds, Fast & the Furious, Closer, Escape to Victory, City of God and anything that cracks me up and/or has big explosions

Television:

Black Books, Blackadder, Open All Hours, Friday Night Show, F.N.W.J.R, Spooks, Hustle, Deadringers, Little Britain, Time Gentlemen Please, South Park , Top Gear, Family Guy and anything that cracks me up and/or has big explosions

Books:

Anything funny, Discworld series, Sharpe series, Shakespeare, Dan Brown, WW2 based and war based in general, The Prince, The Corporation, 1066 and all that. Basically i just like reading...

My Blog

Uni !!!!

Starting Uni a week on Saturday. Cant wait !! I can feel my liver wincing at the thought :D
Posted by Steve on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:07:00 PST