Steve

Hi. My names Steve and i was born and bred in Highworth near Swindon. I led an interesting childhood permeated with a fondness for football and a general lack of microwaveable Chateaubriand. At some point I got pubes and from then on my thought pattern revolved around the female anatomy, with the occasional bit of football thrown in for good measure. At 13 I was introduced to the game of field hockey and from then on that is what I loved playing, rather than football. Later on I did some exams called GCSE's or something, passed. Went to Cirencester College and spent the first year generally doing nothing with a lot of booze and joints put in the mix. Unsurprisisngly I didn't do to well and I decided to go for a completely different theme from a decidedly scientific first year, i went wordy. This turned out better and I ended up with average grades of 3 C's and a B. So now i'm at uni and loving it !! This story wouldn't be complete without a phrase that recently has brought smiles to childrens faces and tears to grown men's cheeks...... "would you like chilli sauce wiv dat?" (in a Borat accent)