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Barney

Don't Cry For Me I'm Already Dead.

About Me

My Name Is Barnard "Barney" Gumble. I Was Born April 20, 1967. Im Called The Town Drunk, Because I Am Almost Always Seen In Moe's Tavern.I Think I Am Friendly And Good-Natured Despite My Unfortunate Condition. I'm Heavyset, Slovenly, And Still Unmarried. I Have Had Some Cool Jobs Like Working For My Uncle Al At The Bowl-O-Rama. I Have Also Been The Owner Of A Successful Snow Ploughing Business, I Was Called The Plow King, And Iv Even Been Employed For NASA As An Astronaut. After They Droped Wiggum I Was A Member Of The Be Sharps Barbershop Quartet. Im Am At Least Half-Norwegian, Since My Mother Comes From Norway.DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF DUFF this Contact Box Was Generated from http://www.myspacespin.com My profile has been edited by Myspace-help.net!! This profile was created using: ProfileTweaks Editor Ver.2

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Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem? "Hey, Homer, I'm wo...
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