Sports, whether it be playing them, watching them, betting on them, or using them as an excuse to drink.
Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, Alf, E.T., basically any alien would be cool... width="425" height="350" ..
All, but mainly David Hasselhoff, Steven Segal, and Kevin Federline
Anything with Steve Guttenberg and Scott Bakula, the two greatest actors alive.
All. Television cured my stutter, and it taught my parrot how to speak.
Books are good.
Superman, Larry Flynt, Cheech, Jolly Green Giant, and my dad (for having unprotected sex with my mother)