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Copper Dan

I am here for Networking

About Me

Im a lean mean non tagolog speaking drinking machine. I like all things cool, including my beer. Oh yeah and Im a chronic masturbator

My Interests

Sports, whether it be playing them, watching them, betting on them, or using them as an excuse to drink.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, Alf, E.T., basically any alien would be cool... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

All, but mainly David Hasselhoff, Steven Segal, and Kevin Federline

Movies:

Anything with Steve Guttenberg and Scott Bakula, the two greatest actors alive.

Television:

All. Television cured my stutter, and it taught my parrot how to speak.

Books:

Books are good.

Heroes:

Superman, Larry Flynt, Cheech, Jolly Green Giant, and my dad (for having unprotected sex with my mother)